PERFECTVILLE: A Dol-fan Podcast

[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/08/06/episode-77-jay-cutler-arrives/

Jay Cutler is now the starting Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. The cigarette smoking, posing naked for pictures, gunslinger is no longer retired and is dropping his television mic and picking up his aqua and coral helmet to reunite with his former Offensive Coordinator, Adam Gase, in South Beach.

How does Jay’s signing impact the team? Will the players accept an “outsider” coming in?

Will Matt Moore be okay with his head coach essentially telling the world that he has no faith in him?

Did The Dolphins front office make a mistake in not making Ryan Tannehill get surgery last year?

And the most important question of all, will Sam and Chris allow a Seahawks fan to be eligible to win a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie?!?!?!

All of these questions and more (but not Matt Moore) are featured on this EMERGENCY PODCAST SYSTEM version of Perfectville.

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[Pandarilla]

Jesus, Sammy! You are awesome at this. I've been listening in the offseason, and well, just topnotch, sir, topnotch...

 

[Samphin]

Jesus, Sammy! You are awesome at this. I've been listening in the offseason, and well, just topnotch, sir, topnotch...

Thanks Panda! Chris (Sick) and I love BS'ing about our fins. We have some other things/projects coming up that will help enhance the experience, as well.

 

[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/08/16/episode-78-the-perfectville-sip-sac-koozie-contest/

The contest is finally done! Find out if you are the lucky recipient of a Perfectville Sip Sac Koozie. Will you know longer suffer from the devastating disease of Frosty Hands? Or will your drink be free of Oronde Bagsden’s baggy goodness?

Plus, The Dolphins have injuries out the wazoo, showed flashes of brilliance against the STUPID ATLANTA FALCONS and Jay Cutler is poised to debut against the Baltimore Ravens. What are Sam and Chris look for out of his performance? And which players on defense need to step up?

Plus, the Wheel Of Whatever is spun TWICE, and the Perfectville Poll takes a look at Raekwon McMillan this week.

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[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/08/28/episode-79-recapping-the-preseason/

After a long off-season and a painful preseason, the Miami Dolphins have licked their wounds and are finishing off the remainder of the silly season against the Vikings, before heading home to face the Buccaneers in the regular season opener. Sam and Chris discuss what they have seen so far from their beloved Dolphins, and what, if any, has changed their minds about the team, heading into the regular season.

Plus, more Sip Sac Koozie reviews, new show sponsors and the Wheel Of Whatever takes us to New England!

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[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/09/20/episode-81-lawrence-timmons-goes-awol/


The Miami Dolphins are in SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE after beating the Chargers in Los Angeles, in front of a pro-Dolphins crowd that included Perfectville’s very own, Sam Marcoux.

Jay Ajayi picked up where he left off last season, Jarvis LAndry was prolific at the wide receiver position, Boy Wonder, Cody Parkey nailed four field goals and Lawrence Timmons went AWOL.

Seriously…he left the team and no one could find him. As a result, he was inactive for the first game of the season and has now been SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY by the team. Learn the latest on “Baby Mama-Gate” and what Miami has done to try and recover from it.

Plus, Welcome To The NFaiL returns, as does The Wheel Of Whatever. And a Perfectville first as we read new reviews of the show!

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[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/09/21/episode-82-ftj-dolphins-vs-jets-preview/

It is #FTJ Week! Which means it is time for Adam Gase and The Miami Dolphins to fly to New Jersey and remove the spirit of J-E-T-S fans, everywhere. New York’s AFC football team is dead last in points allowed and rushing yards allowed, while not being much better on the offensive side of the ball.

So what is there to look forward to against a tanking team that happens to be one of our biggest rivalry? Winning, of course.

Which players on offense are poised to have a big day? Who on our defense is Chris and Sam most looking forward to redeeming themselves against this awful New York football team?

Plus, Perfectville gets another new sponsor, and the return of The Phinjury Report!


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[Samphin]

https://welcometoperfectville.com/2017/09/27/episode-83-oh-no-we-suck-again/

Well, Sam’s prediction of a perfect season went down in flames in the second game of the year, as the Miami Dolphins were poached by the New York Jets of New Jersey, 20-6, in a performance that can only be described as “garbage”.

What went wrong? And more importantly, can it be fixed? Which coaches are to blame? When does Mr. Timmons get to come back and help this defense? So many questions and so few answers for this team, currently, but Sam and Chris will attempt to answer all of those, as well as take on some of the bigger issues in football right now, including concussions and #TakeAKnee. Plus, your favorite segments like Welcome To The NFaiL, and The Wheel Of Whatever.

Oh, and did we mention that we preview the Saints/Dolphins tilt in London for Week 4? Cuz we do that too.

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