Taking a fun stab at a Mock draft

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  1. PhishyPhishy

    PhishyPhishy Well-Known Member

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    If everybody else is gonna do it lol. Here are the 1st 50 selections with trades, quips, and misspellings aplenty.

    PhishyPhishy NFL mock 1.0
    Strap in, this one is gonna be fun!


    1. Cleveland Browns - Johnny Manziel QB


    That's right. The St. Louis Manziel love gets Cleveland scared and they swap with Houston to nab the man they have coveted from the start. I personally think he is a bust but if he can stay healthy, he and Gordon are gonna be fun to watch.


    2. Oakland Raiders - Sammy Watkins WR


    In a similar move to Cleveland, Oakland jumps Jacksonville and takes their prize Watkins.


    3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Teddy Bridgewater QB


    Total panic move. With Watkins off the board they go with the QB to better their offense.


    4. Houston Texans - Jadeveon Clowney DE


    Never dreaming Clowney would drop in their laps at 4. The Texans sprint to the podium. Well played Houston.


    5. St. Louis Rams - Greg Robinson OT


    Rams get their lineman and another pick in the 3rd and 4th.


    6. Atlanta Falcons - Jake Matthews OT


    They tried like hell to make a move for Clowney but Houston was quite content having gotten Cleveland's other 1st round selection in the Manziel deal.


    7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Aaron Donald DT


    A lot of mocks have Mike Evans here. Lovie Smith will be taking a defensive player first in my opinion.


    8. Dallas Cowboys - Khalil Mack OLB/DE


    I present Jerry Jones being Jerry Jones. Ware who?


    9. Buffalo Bills - Mike Evans WR


    Gotta get Manuel weapons in Buffalo. Would not be shocked to see Ebron here instead.


    10. Detroit Lions - Darqueze Dennard CB


    If Evans is here, he is the pick. They settle for the biggest need at CB. I see really good things for Dennard.


    11. Tennessee Titans - Zach Martin OL


    They pass on the questionable Lewan and go for the surer thing.


    12. New York Giants - Taylor Lewan OT


    Happy to take him, baggage and all. They have to protect Eli and hope he can reclaim his Super Bowl form.


    13. St. Louis Rams - Calvin Pryor S


    They have a playoff worthy front 7 on d. Pryor will bring the much needed edge to their secondary to complete the defense. If Bradford can finally step up behind Robinson and Long they are a team to watch. Love their draft potential.


    14. Chicago Bears - HaHa Clinton Dix S


    The man they covet falls into their lap. A great step in the right direction on rebuilding that D.


    15. Pittsburgh Steelers - Eric Ebron TE


    A great pick up for Pitt at a position of massive need.


    16. Minnesota Vikings - Blake Bortles QB


    A better spot to nab their franchise QB. I am really pulling for Bortles to Minny. Follow in Culpeppers footsteps.


    17. Baltimore Ravens - Anthony Barr OLB


    I expect a defense heavy draft for the Ravens starting with this pick.


    18. NY Jets - Justin Gilbert CB


    Boo jets.


    19. Houston Texans - Derrick Carr QB


    In a surprise move Houston uses 26 and 33 to jump Arizona and get their QB. The Dolphins also gave up a 4th in the deal.


    20. Arizona Cardinals - Ra'sheen Hagemon DT


    21. Green Bay Packers - Kony Ealy DE


    The Packers need more speed on D off the edge if they hope to contain the new breed of NFC playoff QBs.


    22. Philadelphia Eagles - Odell Beckham WR


    Easy pick for the Eagles here. Jackson who?


    23. Kansas City Chiefs - Xavier Suafilo G


    24. Cincinnati Bengals - Justin Gilbert CB


    Big time player this late in the draft. If Cincy could just replace Dalton that team could be great.


    25. San Diego Chargers - Brandon Cooks WR


    New toy for Rivers. Will it help. Probably not.


    26. Miami Dolphins - CJ Mosley ILB


    Anchor for their defense missing since the departure of Thomas. A move back in this draft is in their best interest.


    27. New Orleans Saints - Ryan Shazier LB


    28. Carolina Panthers - Marquis Lee WR


    29. New England Patriots - Louis Nix DT


    Boo pats.


    30. San Francisco 49ers - Cody Latimer WR


    31. Denver Broncos - Kyle Fuller CB


    Steal if he is around this late.


    32. Seattle Seahawks - Joel Bitonio OL


    2nd rnd


    33. Miami Dolphins - JaWuan James OT


    Well played fish. With a 1st round grade James is a huge value and need for the Dolphins.


    34. Washington Rednecks - Morgan Moses OT


    35. Cleveland Browns - Jordan Matthews WR


    36. Oakland Raiders - Timmy Jernigan DT


    37. Atlanta Falcons - Dee Ford DE


    38. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Kelvin Benjamin WR


    39. Jacksonville Jaguars - Cyrus Koijandijo OT


    40. Minnesota Viking - Bradly Roby CB


    41. Buffalo Bills - Jace Amaro TE


    42. Tennessee Titans - Jason Verrett CB


    43. New York Giants - Dominique Easley DT


    44. St. Louis Rams - Carlos Hyde RB


    45. Detroit Lions - Cameron Fleming OT


    46. Pittsburgh Steelers - Tre Mason RB


    47. Minnesota Vikings - Austin Sefran Jenkins TE


    Dallas 1st rnd trade


    48. Baltimore Ravens - Jimmie Ward S


    49. New York Jets - Troy Niklas TE


    50. Miami Dolphins - Martavis Bryant WR


    Love his upside, end zone threat missing with their current crop or receivers.


    And I will stop at 50 as I don't much care to continue. Of course this was all a big waste of time but hey w.e. It's fun to dream.
     
  2. fishbanger

    fishbanger Phin fan since 1970!

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    Nice moves. With the 33 I would take Saferian Jenkins TE or RB Mason. With 50 take BPA OL.
     
  3. RichmondWeb

    RichmondWeb Greetings from Portlandia Finheaven VIP

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    If you can get #33, you can get a king's ransom for it.


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  4. rev kev

    rev kev THE DEFLATOR

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    Me likes and....

    A lot of that could happen Jax could to no.1 and Clowney falls to no.3 to Houston as STL dosn't need a Clowney

    And you do have Gilbert going twice in the first round Dude to the JESTS and CINCI - ;)
     
  5. PhishyPhishy

    PhishyPhishy Well-Known Member

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    Damn lol knew I was gonna do that. I wanted to just ignore the Jets pick all together. Guess I did
     

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