This is Dolphins related...maybe??

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  1. miamipdmachine

    miamipdmachine Active Member

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    So I work with this woman and I recently found out that she's a HUGE Dolphin fan...I want to ask her out but I need some really good Miami Dolphin related pickup lines..so throw them out there and let's see what we can come up! Thanks to all the hardcore Finfans in advanced!!

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    Start by saying, "I'm from the future..."

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    ... you: "speaking of Dolphins...did you know that Dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex just for the pure enjoyment of it"...:hump:
     
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    Ayeee girl how about you make like the patriots and deflate these balls
     
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    Daytona Fin Burn the Jolly Roger Moderator Finheaven VIP

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    NY8123 Sophisticated Redneck Administrator Finheaven VIP

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    Dude **** the cheesy pickup line. Pick up a Dolphins hat and just ask her "Hey I heard you were a huge Phins fan and bought this for an ex but never gave it to her becasue we split, do you want it? It's brand new and I don't have anyone to give it to and heard you love the Dolphins."

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    Best case for like twenty bucks you get a date, worst case you give it to your sister or mother or some chick down the road or wear the ****ing thing..........
     
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    Just offer her the 20 bucks and see where that gets u

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