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VOTING: Lounge Rat

VOTING: Lounge Rat

  • Valandui

    Votes: 6 10.7%
  • tylerdolphin

    Votes: 10 17.9%
  • Bumpus

    Votes: 32 57.1%
  • ROADRUNNER

    Votes: 5 8.9%
  • Dovahkin

    Votes: 3 5.4%

  • Total voters
    56
  • Poll closed .
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Team Bumpus Scientists:
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... Working on the important questions


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These are two totally different situations. Does a politician pay out of his own pocket for a bill he supports? I think not. He works within the system in order to further his goals. Same with Dovah. Regardless of current wealth, Dovah is a genuine person who will not simply forget the promises he makes during his campaign but will in fact use the newly gained power to do more than what he claims.

Vote for the cleansing of a community, not the perpetual mud shoveling that we have gotten use to.

“Nevermind all that …
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What you need to do is get on up there & Vote for Bumpus.”
-David Wooderson


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“You ARE going to Vote
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For my master, Right?!?”

-Csonka (Bump’s puppy)


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Voting for one of Bumpus’ opponents ...
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... Is just as retarded as “Captain Jet”


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"Bumpus is the greatest candidate in the history of the world."

-Ron Burgundy


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I hope Sir isn't disappointed in me... That might be the reason why He has not graced us with His presence.

Think about it this way voters. Ever complain about the stadium looking empty, or even worse, full of opposing fans? Well Dovah's plan to eradicate the poors will one day fill the stadium with diehard Dolfans that can afford to spend money on a losing product!

Dovah is for the betterment of the Dolphin organization as well the people.
 
TEAM BUMPUS ...
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Official choice of the Sweedish Bikini Team!
(with or without their bikinis)


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Shaky, Shaky
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... And the Votes keep falling for Bumpus. :up:​


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The following delectable, jiggling jahoobies are brought to you by the Committee to Re-Elect Bumpus

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If the glove don't fit ...
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You must Vote for Bumpus.

(Don't you just love the look on the bailiff's face)​


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The Team Bumpus All-Star Crack Research Squad has uncovered some interesting news about one of the candidates in the race for 2012 Lounge Rat:


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There is strong speculation that the "wealthy lover" is indeed our own Dovahkiin. Currently, the squad has been unable to provide secondary confirmation as to these details, but I figured - What the hell, I'll give Dovah the opportunity to confirm or deny this story before the voting public.

What say you, Dovahkiin? Have you dumped the old lady in favor of a newer, baby-killing, bat-**** crazier model?



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...While a Vote for Bumpus
adds 8.7 years to the avg. lifespan.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!


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The proof as to why you should Vote for Bumpus:
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Trust me, it's there. Now, go do it.


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