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Dolfan
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- Jul 19, 2006
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Offense...
Quarterback:
Shaquille O'Neal (Guy just squeaked by in training camp.)
Ray Lucas
(No need for a third stringer, those two rock!)
Halfback:
Dave Wannstedt
Ricky Williams (He is pretty high...)
O.J. Simpson (I know he is old, but man - did you see him in that Bronco?)
Fullback:
Butterbean
Wide Receiver:
Chad Jackson
Tom Brady (They just couldn't let this guy go...)
Leonardo DiCaprio (He is experienced receiving: See Total Eclipse.)
Michael Vick
Marcus Vick
Tight End:
Saddam Hussein (They may have to look else-where after Jan. 1st, 2007.)
Osama Bin Laden (Had he shown to training camp he'd be the starter. At 6'5" he towers over Saddam.)
Offensive Tackle:
Moshe Katzav (Refs make all the calls for this man. Zero career penalties.)
Olindo Mare (For what he lacks in ability he makes up in paycheck.)
Bob Sapp (Solid depth player.)
Offensive Guard:
Leonard Davis (Big off-season acquisition.)
Seth McKinney
Jim Belushi (Not the biggest guy, but he's quick.)
Offensive Center:
Josh Miller (Madden always puts the punter at center, might as well do it here.)
Russ Hochstein (No need to change up here.)
Quarterback:
Shaquille O'Neal (Guy just squeaked by in training camp.)
Ray Lucas
(No need for a third stringer, those two rock!)
Halfback:
Dave Wannstedt
Ricky Williams (He is pretty high...)
O.J. Simpson (I know he is old, but man - did you see him in that Bronco?)
Fullback:
Butterbean
Wide Receiver:
Chad Jackson
Tom Brady (They just couldn't let this guy go...)
Leonardo DiCaprio (He is experienced receiving: See Total Eclipse.)
Michael Vick
Marcus Vick
Tight End:
Saddam Hussein (They may have to look else-where after Jan. 1st, 2007.)
Osama Bin Laden (Had he shown to training camp he'd be the starter. At 6'5" he towers over Saddam.)
Offensive Tackle:
Moshe Katzav (Refs make all the calls for this man. Zero career penalties.)
Olindo Mare (For what he lacks in ability he makes up in paycheck.)
Bob Sapp (Solid depth player.)
Offensive Guard:
Leonard Davis (Big off-season acquisition.)
Seth McKinney
Jim Belushi (Not the biggest guy, but he's quick.)
Offensive Center:
Josh Miller (Madden always puts the punter at center, might as well do it here.)
Russ Hochstein (No need to change up here.)