We have a few spots still available...
The annual FINHEAVEN MARCH MADNESS (FHMM) Tournament pits 64 posters against each other in a single elimination style bracket - just like the NCAA b-ball tourney. Each contest is decided by a vote of the fine members here at FH. Campaigning is encouraged (but not required) by the participants. There are a variety of differing campaign styles that have been successfully employed in the past including: humor, T&A (no nudes), mud-slinging, T&A, endorsements, more T&A, and those relying on reputation. Officiating will be conducted with DEPTHS rules ... So, it pays to have thick skin. (for ex: If you can't handle being called a parrot rapist, this may not be for you. )
If you have not made your intentions clear in the other preliminary thread, speak up in this thread. I have nearly finished compiling the list of this year's combatants. No seedings as of yet, just participants.
No promises, but if you'd like to be considered for the no-holds-barred fun-and-games - this is the thread to throw your hat in the ring.
Also, as I stated at the end of last year's tourney, I'm officially retired. I'm passing the torch on to the capable hands of the next generation of asshats. I know you'll continue to make me proud.
Each round lasts for 3 days, and the poster with the most votes advances. Like last year, I will be continuing to award escalating vCash bonuses to the participants - for involvement, and advancement.
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We have assembled the majority of the participants this year already, but there's always room for new blood. If you've ever wondered how you'd stack up, but were unsure if you wanted to try ... Give it a shot. It's fun, and what else are you gonna do in the offseason?
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Some testimonials from former participants:
-Aqua and Orange, first time participant and Defending FHMM ChampionHad I not cheated my ass off, Bumpus surely would have destroyed me in the Finals. He is most definitely a god among men.
-Daytona Fin, 2014 FHMM ChampionWait, I what?!? I defeated Bumpus? How in the hell did I manage to pull that off? Not only is he a superior poster to me in all ways, but he's such a handsome son-of-a-bitch too.
-WildBill3, 2013 FHMM ChampionWithout the indispensable aid of MaKenna13 late in the contest - Bumpus would've wiped the floor with me. I have zero doubt he would've lapped me in the voting.
-Bumpus, 2013, 2014, 2015 FHMM Runner-up, and Tournament DirectorYou dirty mother****ers ... THREE GODDAMN YEARS IN A ROW, you vote me into the Finals - only to troll me into second place. Take a bow, FH, take a bow.
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