*** 2017 FHMM Selection Show ***

[Bumpus]

Welcome back once again fellow DolFans ...

The Madness has returned!!!
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The seeding of is complete.

The battle lines are drawn.

The first 8 contestants will begin tomorrow (March 13th) in the play-in games for the opportunity to test their luck against our 1 Seeds.

Once again (as has become tradition) our seeding was conducted under the supervision of the Accounting Firm Dewey, Fukem, & Howe. After the toss-off's in the staff thread made our decisions about which 68 members made the cut, I put everyone's name in the 'ol Crown Royal Bag and drew for the seeds. The Crown Royal Bag shows NO mercy! Any and all complaints about seeding must be handwritten in triplicate, and mailed to:

Heywood Jablomi
69 Upyourbutt St.
Bangkok, Thailand

(If you'd like a response, include a SASE)




The rules:
Thunderdome Style (Two men enter, One man leaves)
Basically anything goes (Depths rules)
Each contest is decided by the voters.
Each round will last three days. If tied after three days, a one day playoff will ensue.

For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world ...

The Contestants:

Shula Bracket:

Spoiler

1. Ben Had
2. MadDog 88
3. Danny68
4. NaboCane
5. rob19
6. SCLSU Mud Dogs
7. rent this space
8. Buddy
9. Henrik
10. Phinatic8u
11. tcdrover
12. scodoublet
13. TheWalrus
14. Heisenphin
15. J. David Wannyheimer
Play-in 1. COGator
Play-in 2. Albert Romano

Csonka Bracket:

Spoiler

1. TedSlimmJr
2. Fin_Frenzy_84
3. ROADRUNNER
4. Eesti
5. NBP81
6. DefensiveEnd76
7. Roman529
8. fishfanmiami
9. j-off-her-doll
10. ohall
11. broccoli rob
12. Spesh
13. Finomenal
14. russianbear
15. dobrasz54
Play-in 1. Snoop
Play-in 2. Locke

Marino Bracket:

Spoiler

1. dlockz
2. The Goat
3. Fins1971
4. Travis34
5. ChambersWI
6. royalshank
7. SkapePhin
8. nick1
9. CalDolFan10x14
10. Jimi
11. 1 dol fan
12. NY8123
13. FinfanInBuffalo
14. NavinJohnson
15. Gonzo
Play-in 1. Elle Clouds
Play-in 2. D0lphan72

Denney Bracket:

Spoiler

1. FSU Truth
2. Scrap
3. foozool13
4. sm0kinfins
5. LouPhinFan
6. Adam First
7. PhinsPhan11
8. dolpns13
9. Danny
10. cltchperf
11. Sons of Shula
12. Dolphins512
13. LANGER72
14. Hayden Fox
15. Kdawg954
Play-in 1. elite14eva
Play-in 2. spiketex

In the end, there can be only one.

 

[Bumpus]

... In the FINAL FOUR, Shula will face Csonka, and Marino will face Denney.

 

[Sons Of Shula]

 

[FSU Truth]

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

The only thing better than The Slap is a parody of The Slap.

 

[Sons Of Shula]

The only thing better than The Slap is a parody of The Slap.

You obviously haven't been introduced to the donkey punch.

 

[FSU Truth]

The only thing better than The Slap is a parody of The Slap.

I will give it the video treatment it deserves

[video=youtube;mm_niiQfeWc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_niiQfeWc[/video]

 

[Bumpus]

 

[fishfanmiami]

Good luck to all. I really mean that unless you are my opponent. In that case your demise is inevitable.



Thanks for doing the leg work Bump :up:

 

[FSU Truth]

 

[Bumpus]

 

[DisturbedShifty]

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I know you're not suppose to laugh at a woman getting hit or even enjoy watching a woman getting hit but I enjoyed the hell out of watching that mouthy little bitch get punked. LOL!

 

[nick1]

 

[NBP81]

Wait a minute.... Am I going up against Spesh in my first matchup?

 

[Bumpus]

I know you're not suppose to laugh at a woman getting hit or even enjoy watching a woman getting hit but I enjoyed the hell out of watching that mouthy little bitch get punked. LOL!

Watching Snookie get blasted reminds me of: