If you were unable to watch today's game because a bunch of popular streaming sites got taken down, then I envy you. You missed an ugly football game.
- Devante Parker inactive. Insert commentary here.
- "Running into the kicker" should not be flagged when the player is pushed into the kicker. Likewise, Adam Gase should not challenge that if the video can't prove the ball was touched. You had a TV break to think about it and still couldn't figure it out? Dolphins need new review guys.
- I'm not sure that this is REALLY a positive, but Travis Swanson looked no worse than Daniel Kilgore. I mean really, I thought he looked better today than Kilgore did weeks 2-4. One game sample size, yeah, but Swanson looked fine. Wasn't terrible today, even in the second half when everyone was shitting the bed.
- I'm going to go ahead and say that teams are going to stop trying bubble screens in the direction of Minkah Fitzpatrick.
- Jakeem Grant needs more opportunities. Don't care if he still makes mistakes in the passing game. Get him more opportunities.
- Jerome Baker is a quality linebacker. Charles Harris just isn't athletic enough to be a good pass rusher. That's all I got on those two.
- Offense needs to score more points. The defense played lights out today, but you're not up against dim bulbs like Bill Lazor every week. Gotta score points.
- Who is this Spaight guy? You made a routine special teams tackle on a guy who was boxed in on the sideline, and you decided to get up in his grill about it? Congratulations, moron, that's fifteen yards. I'd cut that guy in the parking lot after the game.
- Ryan Tannehill, what the **** was that play? On that first defensive score, if you're going to throw it away, throw it away. If you're going to eat the sack, eat the sack. Awful.
- Adam Gase, you are part of the problem. The offense is playing back on its heels because you have it playing horizontally. Get vertical or keep losing football games. And it doesn't need to be 40 yards vertical. Ten yards will do.
- The Dolphins offense has been a complete and utter disaster during this road trip. You've got a net score of 3 points in two games, and that's counting plus seven points of garbage time production from your second string offense? You got a problem. You got a big problem.
- Quarterback play - Awful. Pass protection in the second half - SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN AWFUL. Penalties - Awful. Play-calling - Awful. This is disaster territory.
- The Dolphins defense played very well today. The Cincinnati offense was impotent for most of the day. The special teams for Miami were also pretty good. The offense, despite converting some third downs for once, was dreadful.
3-2 is a reasonably good record. 3-2 is where I thought Miami would be after five weeks, and I thought we were a 9-10 win team. But 3-2 with a completely non-functional offense that simply can't score points on the road, and a team riddled by injuries? That's cause for alarm.
Going to be a long week.
- Devante Parker inactive. Insert commentary here.
- "Running into the kicker" should not be flagged when the player is pushed into the kicker. Likewise, Adam Gase should not challenge that if the video can't prove the ball was touched. You had a TV break to think about it and still couldn't figure it out? Dolphins need new review guys.
- I'm not sure that this is REALLY a positive, but Travis Swanson looked no worse than Daniel Kilgore. I mean really, I thought he looked better today than Kilgore did weeks 2-4. One game sample size, yeah, but Swanson looked fine. Wasn't terrible today, even in the second half when everyone was shitting the bed.
- I'm going to go ahead and say that teams are going to stop trying bubble screens in the direction of Minkah Fitzpatrick.
- Jakeem Grant needs more opportunities. Don't care if he still makes mistakes in the passing game. Get him more opportunities.
- Jerome Baker is a quality linebacker. Charles Harris just isn't athletic enough to be a good pass rusher. That's all I got on those two.
- Offense needs to score more points. The defense played lights out today, but you're not up against dim bulbs like Bill Lazor every week. Gotta score points.
- Who is this Spaight guy? You made a routine special teams tackle on a guy who was boxed in on the sideline, and you decided to get up in his grill about it? Congratulations, moron, that's fifteen yards. I'd cut that guy in the parking lot after the game.
- Ryan Tannehill, what the **** was that play? On that first defensive score, if you're going to throw it away, throw it away. If you're going to eat the sack, eat the sack. Awful.
- Adam Gase, you are part of the problem. The offense is playing back on its heels because you have it playing horizontally. Get vertical or keep losing football games. And it doesn't need to be 40 yards vertical. Ten yards will do.
- The Dolphins offense has been a complete and utter disaster during this road trip. You've got a net score of 3 points in two games, and that's counting plus seven points of garbage time production from your second string offense? You got a problem. You got a big problem.
- Quarterback play - Awful. Pass protection in the second half - SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN AWFUL. Penalties - Awful. Play-calling - Awful. This is disaster territory.
- The Dolphins defense played very well today. The Cincinnati offense was impotent for most of the day. The special teams for Miami were also pretty good. The offense, despite converting some third downs for once, was dreadful.
3-2 is a reasonably good record. 3-2 is where I thought Miami would be after five weeks, and I thought we were a 9-10 win team. But 3-2 with a completely non-functional offense that simply can't score points on the road, and a team riddled by injuries? That's cause for alarm.
Going to be a long week.