Woof. :shame:
- Our rushing offense is awful. In fact, it's beyond awful. It's inept.
- Our passing offense was pretty bad today, too. Can't run the ball and can't get open. No bueno.
- Our 3rd and long defense is absolutely, utterly, and bizarrely terrible. I couldn't explain this even if I tried. All I can tell you is that when opposing teams see 3rd and 7+ vs the Dolphins defense, they have Miami right where they want 'em.
- If the Dolphins can not figure out how to get off the field on third down, and if the offense can not find a rushing attack, the 3-0 start will be a distant memory as Miami fades into another year of .500 football.
- The coaching staff deserves the lion's share of the blame today. Matt Burke needs to be sat down and have someone show him, Ludovico style, what his defense looks like on 3rd and long. Adam Gase, I don't know where to start. The offense was just bad. ATTACK THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD.
- I'm glad the NFL doesn't have a mercy rule. It is fitting that the Dolphins were forced to play out the second half of this **** show.
I switched to Red Zone at half time. I think the game is technically still being played. Kdawg has informed me that Brock Osweiler is making some absolutely pristine handoffs, so there's that.
- Our rushing offense is awful. In fact, it's beyond awful. It's inept.
- Our passing offense was pretty bad today, too. Can't run the ball and can't get open. No bueno.
- Our 3rd and long defense is absolutely, utterly, and bizarrely terrible. I couldn't explain this even if I tried. All I can tell you is that when opposing teams see 3rd and 7+ vs the Dolphins defense, they have Miami right where they want 'em.
- If the Dolphins can not figure out how to get off the field on third down, and if the offense can not find a rushing attack, the 3-0 start will be a distant memory as Miami fades into another year of .500 football.
- The coaching staff deserves the lion's share of the blame today. Matt Burke needs to be sat down and have someone show him, Ludovico style, what his defense looks like on 3rd and long. Adam Gase, I don't know where to start. The offense was just bad. ATTACK THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD.
- I'm glad the NFL doesn't have a mercy rule. It is fitting that the Dolphins were forced to play out the second half of this **** show.
I switched to Red Zone at half time. I think the game is technically still being played. Kdawg has informed me that Brock Osweiler is making some absolutely pristine handoffs, so there's that.