2025 2025 Shula #2 Adam First vs. #5 JamesWsenior
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JamesWsenior
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My wife asked me the other day what this tush push is all about.
I said you use it when it's 4th and you need a few more inches to get over the line and guys push you from behind.
She asked if we could try it next time on first down.
I said you use it when it's 4th and you need a few more inches to get over the line and guys push you from behind.
She asked if we could try it next time on first down.
As miserable as the Dolphins may be, it could always be worse
JamesWsenior
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You wanna join? Lol
JamesWsenior
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This race is a little too close for comfort.
Don't make me deploy a photo of my Mrs licking yoghurt off a banana!
In the meantime a little story.
Cheap guy and his pet octopus go into a bar. He walks up to the bar owner and says, see that piano over there...make you a bet. If my octopus can play it I drink free all night. If he can't I will buy a round for the whole bar. Deal!!
The octopus jumps off his stool races to the piano and proceeds to play like Mozart.
Ok you win says the pissed off owner, but bring your octopus back tomorrow night and I will choose the instrument.
Next night arrives, in they walk and the bar owner hands him a guitar. The octopus plays it like Jimi Hendrix.
Son of a bitch the bar yells.
After several drinks the owner goes, I want one last shot. But this time if you lose I never wanna see you and that thing around here again. Deal!!!
The next night arrives the guy and his octopus stroll in and as they do the bar owner throws a big bagpipe on the dance floor.
The excited Octopus races over and spends the next 2 mins crawling all over it.
The bar owner laughs and says " you lost, get the hell out of my bar!"
The Octopus owner replies, "Wait wait wait! As soon as figures out that he can't fu..CK that thing, he will play it."
Don't make me deploy a photo of my Mrs licking yoghurt off a banana!
In the meantime a little story.
Cheap guy and his pet octopus go into a bar. He walks up to the bar owner and says, see that piano over there...make you a bet. If my octopus can play it I drink free all night. If he can't I will buy a round for the whole bar. Deal!!
The octopus jumps off his stool races to the piano and proceeds to play like Mozart.
Ok you win says the pissed off owner, but bring your octopus back tomorrow night and I will choose the instrument.
Next night arrives, in they walk and the bar owner hands him a guitar. The octopus plays it like Jimi Hendrix.
Son of a bitch the bar yells.
After several drinks the owner goes, I want one last shot. But this time if you lose I never wanna see you and that thing around here again. Deal!!!
The next night arrives the guy and his octopus stroll in and as they do the bar owner throws a big bagpipe on the dance floor.
The excited Octopus races over and spends the next 2 mins crawling all over it.
The bar owner laughs and says " you lost, get the hell out of my bar!"
The Octopus owner replies, "Wait wait wait! As soon as figures out that he can't fu..CK that thing, he will play it."
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Ray R
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That stinks in so many ways. - LOL
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