4 Things everyone should know before getting upset

[LDaniel7]

Calm down, calm down.

Before totally losing your cool, just remember four things:

1. Velocity doesn't matter at all for a QB;
2. Miami doesn't need speed at WR or TE -- 4.65 and 4.7 guys are just fine: 4 out of 5 possession WRs are just fine for this team;
3. Penny "can make all the throws we need him to make" -- don't forget it, and don't believe it if your eyes see something else;
4. Penny has added incredible arm strength in the offseason -- he's really zipping the ball now.

If you just remember those four things, you'll be ok.

These things have to be true b/c every other person on here shouted me down when I tried to assert otherwise...

So just drink the cool aid and believe those four things and you'll be fine!

lol.

LD

 

[DolfanISS]

You are right, there will be better days.

 

[oasis]

CRAP! Almost a perfect post, with sarcasm executed to perfection.....but you mis-spelled Kool Aid!

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Da Phinishisher]

You told them! Good job.

 

[greenmiamicat]

 

[bigchub22]

haha funny stuff

 

[Akronfinfan36]

OP...you're forgot to add the following:

- "It's not necessary for WRs to have the ability to create separation."