PhinPhreak
Perennial All-Pro
I received this today in my E-mail from a Bills Fan, thought I would share. Worst part is for most of them we could insert the Fins and it would be just as true. 
Q: What do you call 53 guys sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills!
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A.. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Rich Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why doesn't Lackawana have a professional football team?
A. Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Bills playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What do you call 53 guys sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills!
Q. What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
A.. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A. To Rich Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why doesn't Lackawana have a professional football team?
A. Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q. Why was Greg Williams upset when the Bills playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. What do the Bills and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
