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A Prayer for the Stressed

Ray R

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I put this out a few years ago and I think as we go in faster circles anticipating Training Camp and our new season under a new coaching staff that it will be useful.

A Prayer for the Stressed
(Plagiarized as required) - LOL

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the Avatar's of those whom
I've had to press the "ignore" status today BECAUSE THEY GOT ON MY NERVES!

Help me be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work:
12 % on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Friday.

And help me remember that when the Dolphins are having a bad day
and it seems people are trying to wind me up, that it takes:

42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack some "troll" with "ignore"!

I can use my remaining " one handful " of muscles to shoot my pistol at the range.
Then everything will be alright - LOL
 
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I have never seen the “100 % at work” thing before! Lol . I’m definitely putting this up on the dry erase board at work on Monday! Thank you haha
 
Ray R said:
I put this out a few years ago and I think as we go in faster circles anticipating Training Camp and our new season under a new coaching staff that it will be useful.

A Prayer for the Stressed
(Plagiarized as required) - LOL

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the Avatar's of those whom
I've had to press the "ignore" status today BECAUSE THEY GOT ON MY NERVES!

Help me be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work:
12 % on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Friday.

And help me remember that when the Dolphins are having a bad day
and it seems people are trying to wind me up, that it takes:

42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack some "troll" with "ignore"!

I can use my remaining " one handful " of muscles to shoot my pistol at the range.
Then everything will be alright - LOL
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& only 1 finger to tell someone their age and/or IQ
 
Ray R said:
I put this out a few years ago and I think as we go in faster circles anticipating Training Camp and our new season under a new coaching staff that it will be useful.

A Prayer for the Stressed
(Plagiarized as required) - LOL

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the Avatar's of those whom
I've had to press the "ignore" status today BECAUSE THEY GOT ON MY NERVES!

Help me be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work:
12 % on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Friday.

And help me remember that when the Dolphins are having a bad day
and it seems people are trying to wind me up, that it takes:

42 muscles to frown
28 muscles to smile
and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack some "troll" with "ignore"!

I can use my remaining " one handful " of muscles to shoot my pistol at the range.
Then everything will be alright - LOL
Click to expand...
Primary take-away - you get more of a workout from frowning.
 
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