Fin Thirteen
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My new drafting technique is simply to go on how cool your name is. I give you the All-Draft 22:
CB
Al-Hajj Shabazz (Political activist and amateur magician)
Stephen Godbolt III (Moves like lightning)
S
Jaquiski Tartt (Dessert made with whiskey and jam)
Fritz Etienne (French Nazi sympathiser)
LB
Thurston Armbrister (Medieval wrestling technique)
Jermauria Rasco (Criminal mastermind and professional hitman)
Chi Chi Ariguzo (Influential Latin bandleader from the 1950s)
Norkeithus Otis (Elevates any team he plays on)
DL
Silverberry Mouhon (Louis XIV of France spread this on his quail's tongues)
Cameron Botticelli (Football's Renaissance Man)
Kalufitoni Polé (A small Greek archipelago)
QB
Hutson Mason (Knows where the line is)
RB
Dreamius Smith (Struggles with focus)
FB
Connor Neighbors (Who doesn't want to con their neighbor?)
WR
Markeith Ambles (Not the quickest receiver)
Donatella Luckett (Alabama's 4th best fashion designer)
TE
Jesse James (impossible to catch)
OT
Quinterrius Eatmon (Actually ate a whole man)
Fabbians Ebbele (Because sometimes 3 "b"s in your name aren't enough)
OG
Junior Salt (Distant cousin of Sergeant Pepper)
Dallas Lewallan (Likes to kick assonance)
C
Valerian Ume-Ezeoke (Poison widely used by African intelligence agencies)
CB
Al-Hajj Shabazz (Political activist and amateur magician)
Stephen Godbolt III (Moves like lightning)
S
Jaquiski Tartt (Dessert made with whiskey and jam)
Fritz Etienne (French Nazi sympathiser)
LB
Thurston Armbrister (Medieval wrestling technique)
Jermauria Rasco (Criminal mastermind and professional hitman)
Chi Chi Ariguzo (Influential Latin bandleader from the 1950s)
Norkeithus Otis (Elevates any team he plays on)
DL
Silverberry Mouhon (Louis XIV of France spread this on his quail's tongues)
Cameron Botticelli (Football's Renaissance Man)
Kalufitoni Polé (A small Greek archipelago)
QB
Hutson Mason (Knows where the line is)
RB
Dreamius Smith (Struggles with focus)
FB
Connor Neighbors (Who doesn't want to con their neighbor?)
WR
Markeith Ambles (Not the quickest receiver)
Donatella Luckett (Alabama's 4th best fashion designer)
TE
Jesse James (impossible to catch)
OT
Quinterrius Eatmon (Actually ate a whole man)
Fabbians Ebbele (Because sometimes 3 "b"s in your name aren't enough)
OG
Junior Salt (Distant cousin of Sergeant Pepper)
Dallas Lewallan (Likes to kick assonance)
C
Valerian Ume-Ezeoke (Poison widely used by African intelligence agencies)