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Andy Reid, The Dolphins, and Karma

Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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Getting that high would probably kill me. Props.
 
Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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Bro… you are out of your foking mind…

AND IM TOTALLY HERE FOR IT!!!!!!

FOK YES!!!

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Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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I think you are onto something and I ****ing love it.!
Who knows maybe the spirits from the burial grounds went for a month and a half holiday and we can finally cut some slack.
 
Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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Well done Aqua Man…….well done!
 
Man, even after starting off my post with a disclaimer that I was joking, so many of you still took this seriously. I’m completely unsurprised btw, seems all too common around here lately.

For those of you basking in the glory and absurdity of the “what if?” with me, you’re the fun ones and I salute you.

Now, just imagine how fun this thread will be for an entire week if the Chiefs pull off the upset for us…..
 
Aqua Man said:
Man, even after starting off my post with a disclaimer that I was joking, so many of you still took this seriously. I’m completely unsurprised btw, seems all too common around here lately.

For those of you basking in the glory and absurdity of the “what if?” with me, you’re the fun ones and I salute you.

Now, just imagine how fun this thread will be for an entire week if the Chiefs pull off the upset for us…..
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**And we beat the Jets
 
Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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That was about the most preposterous combination of drivel I have ever read. You clearly weren’t breast fed long enough. Ok, you got some attention, satisfied?
 
Aqua Man said:
Disclaimer: The Dolphins season is hanging by a thread and I’m trying to jumpstart my enthusiasm in an effort to avoid all of the negative thoughts about this season. So please, don’t take any of the following too seriously.

The 2024 Miami Dolphins are a team of destiny. Don’t pay attention to the long odds and stop listening to the naysayers. Andy Reid has unwittingly aligned karma with the Miami Dolphins and now the rest of the league will pay the price. Here’s why:

Let’s go back to Brian Flores’ time in Miami. The Dolphins were bad, Tom Brady was still a Pat, and the Chiefs and NE we’re headed down the stretch neck and neck as they battled for the #1 seed in the AFC and the 1st round bye. It all came down to the final week of the season. All the Pats had to do was beat the lowly Miami Dolphins and they secured everything. There wasn’t much hope for KC at all until The Fins and Fitzmagic shocked the world and pulled off the upset of the season. Andy Reid was so giddy that he joked about “owing the Dolphins” thanks to their efforts securing KC the #1 seed and home field advantage.

Fast forward to present time. The Dolphins need every ounce of help they can get from KC and what does Andy Reid do? Forgets all about his talk of owing the Dolphins and decides to rest his important players knowing full well that a KC win gives Miami control of their own destiny. Well Reid’s decision to turn his back on the team that once took care of him has unwittingly set events in motion that will see the Miami Dolphins wreak havoc on these NFL playoffs.

Karma is real and she now resides in South Beach. As a direct result of Reid’s actions, former NFL MVP Carson Wentz will play like a man possessed in Denver this weekend, leading the 2nd string Chiefs to an improbable victory that leads to the Miami Dolphins taking care of their business vs the hapless Jests and qualifying for the playoffs. But it doesn’t end there….

Buffalo? You’re done. Nice MVP season Josh Allen, too bad it all came to a screeching halt in round 1. Setting up a showdown between, you guessed it, Reid’s Chiefs vs the very Miami team that he actively ignored. The Chiefs aiming to become the very first winner of 3 straight SB’s run into Karma personified and Miami continues to shock the world.

This continues up through the Super Bowl as McD and the Fins dispatch Dan Campbell’s Detroit Lions. McD returns to Miami as the conquering hero, Tua basks in his Super Bowl MVP award, and Ross immediately commissions a statue to be built in Chris Grier’s honor. Buckle up Dolphin fans. The next 6 weeks are gonna be the best of our lives!
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I haven’t done shrooms since college but that was a good time, enjoy my friend all the way to the Super Bowl!
 
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