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Anyone else have Noodler syndrome?

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Um... he has no velocity on short passes & his deep passes are floating wobbly ducks.... so we just going with that this year?The announcers mention it , the Jets and the entire NFL know about it. Is it a tuna reputation thing?When will it stop? Watching him play makes me want to climb out of my skin.It makes me more nervous than watching a 90 yr old gray haired woman with blueblockers on in a Lincoln Continental going 5mph pull out across the front of 4 lanes of oncoming interstate traffic.Well I gotta run pick up my valium prescription for this Sundays game.
 
Um... he has no velocity on short passes & his deep passes are floating wobbly ducks.... so we just going with that this year?The announcers mention it , the Jets and the entire NFL know about it. Is it a tuna reputation thing?When will it stop? Watching him play makes me want to climb out of my skin.It makes me more nervous than watching a 90 yr old gray haired woman with blueblockers on in a Lincoln Continental going 5mph pull out across the front of 4 lanes of oncoming interstate traffic.Well I gotta run pick up my valium prescription for this Sundays game.

There is a reason that the jets dumped this loser. We need a playmaker at the QB position with a big arm that is large and in charge.
 
Yeah I do. Not much velocity on my fast ball and the deep stuff floats.
 
Man I am already sick of watching Pennington and his lousy arm at Qb, yeah he is smart, makes good decision but the velocity on his balls and arm strngth gives our recievers no time.
 
tell me about it sleek, it's horrible. maybe we don't have the greatest receiver but it's not helping that by the time the ball is anywhere close to the guy defenders have already closed in. Throw John Beck out there! If he sucks, who gives a damn - we're not winning with pennington. If he does good, that's a good thing
 
I'm very tempted to dredge up my Penne Jets Noodle arm gifs, but now that he's one of us, (unlike some others who shall remain nameless), I shall respect him by refraining from graphically pointing out all the reasons so many of us were skeptical. Since he's come on board, though, I've gained considerable respect for him. He's a gamer, a team player, happy to help mentor our young'uns, smart and won't give a game away. With all that though, I have my doubts whether he'll win them either. He would have been ideal for the Vikings: it's too bad for both him and us.


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That mentality of "not giving the game away" is what's losing us games in some ways.
 
Staff seems fine with it.


Its getting tough to trust people. We loyal fans trusted Johnson and that Superbowl he bought us in 3 years:rolleyes2:, then we trusted Crapstedt, then we trusted Satan, then we trusted Camoron and it just keeps getting worse and worse. I agree with a lot of the moves the FO has made so far but this is tough to accept. I didn't like Noodle Arm when he was with the Jets either. They are suppose to be rebuilding and playing for future years but the young guys they could try and develop (Henne, Beck) are sitting on the bench.
 
so what kind of noodle is his arm. Im thinking angel hair, but if he hits the weights it could be fettucinni.
 
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