Are We Drafting a Team of Poindexters?

[JerryD]

So, we drafted a QB who is studying to be a surgeon and a Stanford Graduate who could have gone to Harvard. I'm thinking, instead of drafting Neanderthals who speak in monosyllables, "I see back that runs. Me smash head," we're going to draft a LB, that thinks, "Given the vector at 30% and the 15 mph acceleration of the RB, I should intersect his trajectory in t-2s at the 31 yd line".

Then we draft someone from the U, and I breath a sigh of relief.

Do you have any Grey Poupon???? ... or must the U smash 'youse' face!! lol

 

[Fearthephins34]

Actually the joke was kinda stupid cause I bet this kid couldnt get into the U academically if he tryed his hardest

Irony at its best

 

[Bumpus]

So, we drafted a QB who is studying to be a surgeon and a Stanford Graduate who could have gone to Harvard. I'm thinking, instead of drafting Neanderthals who speak in monosyllables, "I see back that runs. Me smash head," we're going to draft a LB, that thinks, "Given the vector at 30% and the 15 mph acceleration of the RB, I should intersect his trajectory in t-2s at the 31 yd line".

Then we draft someone from the U, and I breath a sigh of relief.

:sidelol:


Nice.


Edit: Oops, beaten to it. Looks like I shoulda read page two before quoting the OP.

 

[LoneyROY7]

**** the OP. I'm going to UM in the fall.

 

[JCane]

Then we draft someone from the U, and I breath a sigh of relief.

You do realize that we're the top school in the great state of Florida, correct?

A private institution among the top 50 in national Universities with an acceptance rate of under 40%. One hell of a law school as well

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/university-of-miami-1536

 

[DudeleBroski]

"Louisiana State? Never heard of them, I went to LSU."

-Morris Claiborne

Please tell me he didn't actually say that? He belongs in Dallas...

 

[kvado16]

Irony at its best

Woah we have grammar nazi, how good do you feel about yourself?

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

You do realize that we're the top school in the great state of Florida, correct?

A private institution among the top 50 in national Universities with an acceptance rate of under 40%. One hell of a law school as well

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/university-of-miami-1536

UM is a very good school, but we both know that there's a much different standard for football players, come on.

 

[Markcalius]

mph is not a unit of measurement for acceleration.

 

[Bumpus]

UM is a very good school, but we both know that there's a much different standard for football players, come on.

*cough* Frank Gore *cough*

It is what it is.

 

[JCane]

UM is a very good school, but we both know that there's a much different standard for football players, come on.

Yeah, I wish it would have remained that way under Randy Shannon.

Wish the same academic standard applied to head coaches.

Shannon and Coker would have been coaching at Waterland Tech.

 

[72PhinFan]

mph is not a unit of measurement for acceleration.

ok, 2 ft per s squared (don't know how to do a superscript 2).

 

[Markcalius]

ok, 2 ft per s squared (don't know how to do a superscript 2).

If we drafted players who are thinking that, then we have something special underway.