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Charlie Rivers

Charlie Rivers

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Do you have a question regarding the Miami Dolphins?

Wanna know if the Dolphins will pick a talented player come draft day?

or

Will the Dolphins reach the Super Bowl soon?

or

Will Ogunleye be traded?

The answers to all your questions will be answered if you ASK GURU JOE.
 
I asked if Adwale Ogunleye will ever be a 20 sack DE and he said "are you serious"?
 
Now ive asked alot of easy questions and he either cant predict or he gives an i dont know answere. Im thinking Guru Joe isnt much of a guru.
 
Guru Joe is a LIAR!!!


I've been told by many ladies that it's quite adequate......


Guru Joe :chair: inFINSible
 
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I asked him if I was a stud. And he said and I quote " Egads No!",
I'll keep working on the Self esteem. Well at least he didn't point and laugh.:dink:
 
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
After asking him a bunch of fin related questions and getting a bunch of negitive responses, I asked "Do you even know what the hell you're talking about?"

His response "Absolutley not" :lol:
 
"Will Dan Marino start at QB this year?"

Response: You need to concentrate.

(he didn't fall for my trick question.)
 
Q: "Will the Dolphins reach the Super Bowl this year?"

A: "Umm, Ah, Well, Sure".

I immediately ran home and cried. :cry:
 
Positive answers.... will J Lo slepp with me? Will Beyonce' "hum my hooter"? Ha, guess I know the true answer/s! :D

Negative ones.......... both now mind you......will Bush win? will Kerry win? Can we all say...........President NADER??!! Holy schidt !!!

:D :D :goof:
 
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