Behind Enemy Lines: Buffalo Blows

[J. David Wannyheimer]

Merry Christmas, Finheaven. I bring to you only the finest tears from the wretched, pathetic goblins that pass for Buffalo Bills fans.


We'll start with a thread that might seem familiar to those who were here in 2011/2012:

[h=2]Cowher?? Gruden??[/h]

What would it take to get either one of these guys out of retirement to coach the Bills?

Thoughts?​

Stop. Neither one of these guys is coming out of retirement. Less so to coach the Buffalo Bills.

Why would either of those guys want to taint their legacy by getting involved with this dumpster fire?

:sidelol: And there ends that thread.​

I watch the games on NFL game pass and don't check my phone all day to make it exciting. After not going for it on 4th down in OT I knew buffalo was going to lose. I just knew I would pick up my phone and the headlines were going to say "Rex Ryan fired". My question is how has this not happened yet? The defense is a big joke. Tyrod is terrible. Special teams is pathetic. Need new defense, new QB, new kicker, punter and kick returner. This team is very far off from making the playoffs!

You know who has to be Rex's biggest fan: Jay Ajayi. Guy had over 400 yards rushing against the Bills this year. Rex made this guy a lot of money.

This should also be a reminder to the fans of Whaley: This guy is a 5th round pick!

[h=2]Bills D had 10 men for Dolphins OT run[/h]

https://mobile.twitter.com/PFF/statu...82323104153601

Allright, I'm done. I tried to defend the Ryan boys but this is beyond the pale​

Merry ****ing Christmas.

In 57 years of existence, the Buffalo Bills have made the playoff's just 17 times. 17, that's about to be the number of years it has been since making a playoff appearance.

Only 3 head coaches in history have winning records, Lou Saban, Marv Levy and Chuck Knox, who was just 1 game over .500 for his career.

Out of the 18 head coaches the Bills have had, only 4 have ever gone to the playoffs. (One of the 4, Joe Collier, went just once.) 12 out of 18 head coaches never made the playoff's.

In 57 years, the franchise has a total of 407 wins. In his 16 year playing career, Tom ****ing Brady has 204 wins, so far this season.

40 seasons with no playoffs, 17 in a row now.

Just wanted to bring the Christmas cheer. Bah humbug Bills fans.

Why wait. Fire that dumb ***** tonight. He has no clue how to manage TO, time or challenges. That he was ever considered a defensive genius is comical!

Anyone who thinks this thing shouldn't be completely blown up, is a complete jackstick.

I am mad and piss over Rob Ryan faty gut and fake wig clown

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX!

You gigantic ****ing loser! Get the **** outta town

I could give a **** about the NFL or the Buffalo Bills. The NFL has become a joke and I refuse to watch the bull**** any longer. I feel very relaxed on Sunday now and spend my time and money doing more constructive things.

I just enjoy coming on here and watching you guys cry like little girls and then making fun of you.

Now go wash your vaginas.

why are we playing dick jauron 'play for a tie' bull****?

And finally, after Carp's choke:

i ****ing hate that ******* so ****ing much.

**** you kid rock

He sucks.

How fitting...wide right

Enjoy!

 

[LordTua]

Moore, Moore! We need Moore!

Love these things

 

[J. David Wannyheimer]

Moore, Moore! We need Moore!

Love these things

It's tough to get the same volume of quotes from Bills boards just because there are so few goblins to poke.

 

[corona]

Be silent and carry a big sword..

 

[One Love]

To be honest I feel bad for them. I hope they all come to peace.

 

[Despacio]

You'd think Rex was in his 4th year and they were 2-13. I don't get the Rex firing. His offense just put up 600 yards!


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[HarryBagpipe]

Loved this one.

Posted Today, 01:38 AM
I know once I'm in FG range with the game on the line my go to guy is Reggie Bush who hasn't run the ball in like 5 weeks and hasn't had a positive rushing yard seemingly all year

i know I was laughing and cheering

That last punt ... at home, in OT, on a 4th-and-short, with your last chance to stay alive hanging in the balance, in a game when neither defense was stopping anyone ... was the dumbest, most gutless, laughable, lamest, and the most perfect single representation of everything I can't stand about Rex. A PUNT?! Are you kidding me?!
When it actually came time to act like a bully (what Rex always likes to spout), to put up or shut up, we put our skirts on, danced like a twinkle-toed Christmas fairy, and punted. The voluntary turnover. The #1 playcall of choice for Bills coaches in clutch situations over the last 15 years. You could actually hear the cheers (and laughter) from the Dolphin fans from South Florida when we did it.

This whole thread had me laughing

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/190892-goodbye-dan-carpenter/