Ben Moffitt... turns out the guys an idiot

[Spray Mucus]

TAMPA - Shauna Moffitt, the wife of University of South Florida senior linebacker Ben Moffitt, said she wrote nearly every paper for him during his five years at USF and also completed two online courses for him.
"Ben Moffitt has never written a paper," Shauna said. "Never. Ever. I love him, but he doesn't know how to spell. He cheats."

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/jan/04/sp-moffitts-wife-says-she-wrote-papers-took-classe/

 

[Stitches]

This is old news, isn't it?

 

[DubVman]

Old news but still hilarious

 

[Spray Mucus]

This is old news, isn't it?

it's new news to me even if it's old.

why you gotta call me out like that stitches?

 

[Geforce]

Sounds like someone who is getting a divorce.

 

[Stitches]

it's new news to me even if it's old.

why you gotta call me out like that stitches?

Didn't mean to call you out, that's why I had a question mark. :unsure:




:foundout:

 

[Motion]

There was apparently a scout at the combine that said after interviewing him "Hopefully he can get his wife to take the wonderlic for him."

 

[FINishedPerfect]

Who wouldn't be mad he is divorcing her right before he gets his chunk of change. Yeah he will have to pay alimony but she can't take half because he hasn't earned it yet. He doesn't look so stupid now does he? Besides you don't write papers in football and the guy has instincts and is always are around the football.

 

[fishypete]

I'd say his soon to be ex-wife was the idiot...for doing all his work.

 

[LouPhinFan]

There was apparently a scout at the combine that said after interviewing him "Hopefully he can get his wife to take the wonderlic for him."

Maybe we're going to see them on that show Moment of Truth sometime soon?

I wonder what his Wonderlic score was? Do they allow negative scores?

"We're sorry son, you didn't answer any questions correctly AND you didn't spell your name right. I'm sorry to inform you that you scored a -2 on the Wonderlic."

 

[DefensiveEnd76]

I can see it now, there will be two hits, him hitting her and her hitting the ground.

 

[knoxpk]

I can see it now, there will be two hits, him hitting her and her hitting the ground.

I dunno! I saw a family pic of them on the cover of some news rag here in Tampa.

They probably have about the same "stats".

I wonder how she did at the combine?

 

[cnc66]

it's new news to me even if it's old.

why you gotta call me out like that stitches?

I know... what's up wit dat? New news to me too...

He must of dumped her, he was in for the big payday soon, she wasn't going anywhere. Man, that's some cold stuff.

FINishedPerfect brings up a good point..

Yeah he will have to pay alimony but she can't take half because he hasn't earned it yet. He doesn't look so stupid now does he?

but I recall that wifeys that get their husbands through sayyyy "med" school and then are unceremoniously dumped "still" get some of the proceeds, she is making a real good case he wouldn't even BE in the draft but for her... and setting the stage for a money grub.

 

[SR 7]

who the heck is that man neways

 

[Spray Mucus]

I know... what's up wit dat? New news to me too...

He must of dumped her, he was in for the big payday soon, she wasn't going anywhere. Man, that's some cold stuff.

FINishedPerfect brings up a good point..



but I recall that wifeys that get their husbands through sayyyy "med" school and then are unceremoniously dumped "still" get some of the proceeds, she is making a real good case he wouldn't even BE in the draft but for her... and setting the stage for a money grub.

either

A) You're speaking from experiance

or

B) you're a lawer looking for a new client

ps - my wife typed this reply for me.