Worst case Albert is slow to return and staff decides to try James at LT again rather than leaving him at RT. Even when Albert comes back James never gets back into the flow of being switched back and forth and starts playing like Dallas Thomas and for the same reasons. Misi trips over a blade of grass, skins his knee and misses 12 games while it heals. Even with the bad OL play and no MLB, team still leads by 4 in the last two minutes of each of the 1st 4 games before Joe calls all of his timeouts to allow the other team to come back and beat us. When asked why he called all of his timeouts to help the other team win he replied "i don't remember it that way, we will have to go back and watch the tape, but I am pretty sure I had fell asleep during the last 2 minutes and therefore couldn't have called the timeouts". We go on to finish the season 3-13.
Best case Joe goes for a drive through the glades to clear his bulbous head where he encounters an alien spacecraft full of other aliens with large bulbous headed morons who tell Joe they have came back to earth to pick him back up. They explain they would have been back sooner but they game planned the trip back to earth and got lost, wandering cluelessly around the galaxy trying to find earth. They all laugh and butt their huge heads together (a sign of affection on planet Moron) and try to take Joe back home, but of course they get lost again and spend the rest of their lives flying in circles around the Milky way. Without Joe the team thrives and finishes 12-4.
