finresurrection
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quoted from my brother-in-law, a Bills fan in Rochester, NY:
After listening to some responses from the Buffalo Bills to some pretty well thought out questions… I have decided that they simply need to be renamed. And yes… for those of you still at work… this IS what I did for the last ten minutes…. And with all of my creativity drained and a small portion of my frustration and disappointment, I can now continue working...
1) The Buffalo Hoovers - They really suck.
2) The Buffalo Edisons - They invent ways to loose.
3) The Buffalo "Fast" Ferrys - They don't do much between October and February. (Rochester thing…)
4) The Buffalo Taxers - The price goes up while performance goes down.
5) The Buffalo Candles - They are used to getting blown out.
6) The Buffalo Salesmen - You get 50% on any given Sunday.
7) The Buffalo Pastries - They specialize in turnovers.
8) The Buffalo Opossums - They tend to get killed on the road.
9) The Buffalo Three-n-Outs - …duh!
10) The Buffalo 75-centers - You can't get a full four quarters out of them.
I could go on, but Letterman seems to like the number ten, so I will stick with him…
After listening to some responses from the Buffalo Bills to some pretty well thought out questions… I have decided that they simply need to be renamed. And yes… for those of you still at work… this IS what I did for the last ten minutes…. And with all of my creativity drained and a small portion of my frustration and disappointment, I can now continue working...
1) The Buffalo Hoovers - They really suck.
2) The Buffalo Edisons - They invent ways to loose.
3) The Buffalo "Fast" Ferrys - They don't do much between October and February. (Rochester thing…)
4) The Buffalo Taxers - The price goes up while performance goes down.
5) The Buffalo Candles - They are used to getting blown out.
6) The Buffalo Salesmen - You get 50% on any given Sunday.
7) The Buffalo Pastries - They specialize in turnovers.
8) The Buffalo Opossums - They tend to get killed on the road.
9) The Buffalo Three-n-Outs - …duh!
10) The Buffalo 75-centers - You can't get a full four quarters out of them.
I could go on, but Letterman seems to like the number ten, so I will stick with him…