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PB4UGO

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I've been looking at this site for years and absolutely love it. I like all the opinions and trash talk etc; So i finally decided to grow a pair and join in on the fun. I know things get slow this time of year as far as Dolphins news goes so i decided to submit a Buffalo Bills joke (it's just so darn easy to make fun of them). anyway here goes... Go easy on me...
There was this huge buffalo bills fan, he was obsessed with anything Bills. he recorded all the games so he could watch them during the off season, everything he owned was bills colors, his car was a buffalo bill wagon, you get the idea. Well apparantly he wasn't pleasing his wife if you know what i mean :wink:
so the wife needing a little action, took matters into her own hands. She went to a tattoo parlor and got two big B's in red, white, blue tattooed on her butt cheeks (one B on each cheek). she figured this would get his attention, so before he got home from work she got completely naked, climbed on top of their bed on all fours with her butt facing the door so he couldn't miss it. The bills husband walked in the bedroom door and in shock stared for a minute and then yelled WHO THE HELL IS BOB. :sidelol: :D

only a bills fan. FINHEAVEN RULES
 
PB4UGO said:
I've been looking at this site for years and absolutely love it. I like all the opinions and trash talk etc; So i finally decided to grow a pair and join in on the fun. I know things get slow this time of year as far as Dolphins news goes so i decided to submit a Buffalo Bills joke (it's just so darn easy to make fun of them). anyway here goes... Go easy on me...
There was this huge buffalo bills fan, he was obsessed with anything Bills. he recorded all the games so he could watch them during the off season, everything he owned was bills colors, his car was a buffalo bill wagon, you get the idea. Well apparantly he wasn't pleasing his wife if you know what i mean :wink:
so the wife needing a little action, took matters into her own hands. She went to a tattoo parlor and got two big B's in red, white, blue tattooed on her butt cheeks (one B on each cheek). she figured this would get his attention, so before he got home from work she got completely naked, climbed on top of their bed on all fours with her butt facing the door so he couldn't miss it. The bills husband walked in the bedroom door and in shock stared for a minute and then yelled WHO THE HELL IS BOB. :sidelol: :D

only a bills fan. FINHEAVEN RULES
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q: Why can't a Bills fan eat cereal?



a: Because they lost all their bowls.
 
Not to ruin the party, but if my wife did the same, I'd scream who the 'hell is MOD' in the same manner. I just don't know if 'BB' would signify Buffallo Bills to the most dedicated fans as if 'MD' would be obvious Miami Dolphins. Not to take away from the apparent knock on Bills fans, just check out the post from one claiming to win the AFC east this year.



Now U M on her butt, then yea that would be easy.
 
i think think the best bills joke is

the Buffalo Bills
 
You got my vote for all time best first post by a finheaven member. Great stuff and welcome!
 
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