Can I bring an air horn to the game at Pro Player?

[Fin-Loco]

Thats what i do every home game with 2 heinekens, wrap them in paper towels, tie them to my belt n place them firmly between my shorts n boxers...

ive never been checked, but i think thats also cuz i wear a cap, so it forces them to ask me to take it off, thus diverting the attention from the bulge in my shorts.

Amin

How do you get a hat on over your hair (see pic). :j/k:

 

[Coral Reefer]

They are not allowed since 9/11......

You can convert one of those cans with a fuse to be able to light it and turn into a grenade.......

Do you now get why they are banned?

They weren't allowed before that either.
9/11 just gave them better justification for not allowing them.

 

[Amin]

MMMM. two beers marinating in testicle sweat. makes me want to pay $34.82 for a draft beer.

i figured id get a response like that, but actually it cools my balls down on the way to the stadium, haha, jk.

but hey, its a small price to pay for two more beers, especially with the b.s. prices they charge at the stadium... i remember one time when i got to my seat n pulled them out, there was a security guard like 3 seats away from me, he saw me n tried to confiscate them, but the people around me convinced him to let me chug them, haha, that was fuuuun...

How do you get a hat on over your hair (see pic). :j/k:

haha, yea, i need to change that pic, its jr tolver from last years holloween party, im nowhere near that black.