That sounds like a soap opera...
The Days of our Tuna, or Tuna daze.
Not sure if that is based on 5% of reality or less than 2% though.
Very strange fixation on Bill Parcells, who is how old again?
Not a fixation. I honestly never liked the man. But I've come to terms with the reality of the names in the building and where they come from. I supported Philbin and wanted him to get a fair chance. Not because I liked him or liked his philosophies. He was simply the coach of my team and I want us to win. I don't care how we win, as long as we win.
I tend to be reflective in my thoughts. I keep an eye on the past, watch the present and I don't sugar coat the future. I'm a pragmatist at heart.
On the outside, we saw Ross complete his buyout of Wayne and slowly watched Parcells exit and then his regime get dismantled; but not completely. Ross has always maintained a Parcells connection in the building even when he was trying to acquire "his people". The Sparano debacle and failed pursuit of Harbaugh had a very interesting wrinkle; Jeff Ireland placed his loyalty with Ross and dissed Parcells. But the dynamic was still there. Even with Philbin in the building, Ireland remained and then Aponte was hired. And Campbell survived the regime change. Meanhile, Parcells "disses" us at his HOF acceptance speech. Parcells later mentions in a book, granted his viewpoint only, that Ross consistently avoided him once he took ownership and Bill felt he was being ignored by Ross. Petty? Probably, but still important.
Ross' inability to separate himself from Parcells has become a battle cry of "half measures" by fans since Day 1. And its existence only lends itself to the notion Parcells is coming back. Because we've yet to say goodbye to the man.
Campbell, Ireland and Aponte are from the Parcells tree. In time, Aponte seemingly finds herself between a struggle with Philbin and Ireland. Ireland loses and is fired. We have all heard stories how Aponte eventually sided with Philbin and help initiate the ouster. Coincidence that Ireland was undone by a fellow Parcells disciple after he himself threw Sparano under the bus? Call it what you want, the facts remain. Aponte slowly gains more and more power. From just being the "contract lady" to something more.
In time, Mike Tannenbaum slowly becomes an influence on Ross. Then he is given the keys to the organization. The problem? Tannenbaum is also a Parcells disciple. Philbin's days were already numbered. Ross fights for Philbin in the offseason and he gets his 4th year.
In Tannenbaum's first official offseason we acquired Suh. Previously coached by Schwartz, also a Parcells' disciple. A few weeks into the season, the regime change is enacted as Philbin loses control of the team. Who is appointed as interim coach? Dan Campbell. Possibly the only Parcells's disciple in the building and on Philbin's staff. I've not traced all the names down, but if he is not the only one... he is one of maybe 2 or 3.
Gentlemen, fellow fans and brothers in Dolphinland..... I honestly don't care if Santa Claus coaches the Miami Dolphins. I don't care if RT is the QB and Suh is a paid assassin on the field. I am a Dolphins fan and I want my team to win a Super Bowl. I don't have any loyalties on how they do it. If a player is on my team, I will root for him to succeed. If a coach is on my sideline I want him to beat Belichick and the Patriots ever single game by 50 points. I want more undefeated seasons, not 1. I want so many Lombardi's Ross has to buy more property and erect a building to store them all. I want a Dolphin player HOF larger than Canton.
I don't care if people respect my opinion. But I know what I see.
Mike Tannebaum (Parcells) hired to run the show. Dawn Aponte (Parcells) hired as and recongnized as the most powerful woman in the NFL during the Philbin regime. Suh (Schwartz -> Parcells) paid the largest FA contact ever by the Dolphins. Dan Campbell (Parcells) already on the Philbin staff as a survivor from the Sparano regime appointed as the interim head coach.
Forget my opinion. Who's in charge of this team?
This is not a Magic 8 Ball glimpse into the future direction of this team. This is pure fact. We are a Parcells oganization. Like it or not, Bill Parcells is pulling the strings directly or indirectly and we have to commit to seeing this through until the bitter end.
It is Parcells, it has always been Parcells. We just dated another girl before we came back to our "ex". And for the record, dating your ex never turns out well. So, unless we win a Super Bowl in the next 4 years.... I'm sure we will all meet back here then and talk about the next "big name" HC that's available. Maybe Jim Harbaugh will be done in Michigan by then.