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Cane T.O.s butt!!

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I think thay should set some rules and cane his a$$ like they did the kid in Singapore when Clinton was in office. Here it is: A pay-per-view event!! $99 dollars to see T.O. officially canned by Mike Tyson. The event is overseen by Paul Tagliabue and refereed by former Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan. 5 shots to the a$$ administered by the deranged former Heavyweight Champion, Mike Tyson. The opening act is total a$$wipe American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, being canned 3 shots by Shaq. I think at 7' 2" and 350 plus on the scale Shaq might shut Cowell up for a while. All monies go to the families of soldiers killed in action defending our freedom. If it catches on we can do other deserving parties like Russell Crowe, Jude Law, Randy Moss, Jose Canseco, Rosie O'Donnell, Dave Wannstedt, Rush Limbaugh etc.
 
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