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Caption Time...The Crying Favre...

FinKage34

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Okay...This is gonna be the scene come Monday in Jersey.

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It's all my agent's fault. Had he told me there was a no playoffs / most interceptions clause in my contract to where I would lose my signing bonus, I never would have put my Brett Favre on the dotted line.

All I got left now is this old cane pole and a little bait.
 
I'm over the hill, I cant throw harder than Penny, I have roids, LC hates me, Mangina is the worst coach ever, my fat azz LT cant block for crap, there is no way I make the playoffs, and everyone is asking if I want to do this next year again, and you want me not to cry?
 
First my Packers didn't want me; now the JETS don't want me; I thought I even heard Deanna say "Chad" in her sleep ....
 
"Do you know how hard its going to be to sell my downtown New York condo I bought in this economy?"
 
"I announce my 2nd retirement from the NFL, but I'm glad to say I've joined Emmitt Smith on the 'JUST FOR MEN' team."
 
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