caution a dolphin maniac is in miami

[ROSCO P.C. JR]

I just wanted to warn my beloved dolphin fans that the osu cowboys are in town and with them is one of the dolphins best fans and he is on a harley. so please for your own safety stay off the sidewalks because he prabally will be riding in places that us normal characters would not. I just wanted to warn everybody and if you want to see a great fullback, dt , and a future qb go to dolphis stadium tonight and you will see the next doonovan mcnabb . ryan mcbean one of the dts is a monster and he is better then anyone on the dolphins roster . no lies.
there will be some serious partying going on so just beware. if i didnt care i wouldnt have posted. will miami ever be the same ? you tell me.

the main man mercury 40 has arrived in miami, so run for it trust me he is fired up and has been drinking.

 

[ether79]

Are you sure he's not driving a lawnmower?

 

[ROSCO P.C. JR]

yea i am sure because my brother said he totaled 3 more mowers the first was a slow speed chase , the 2nd was hit by a semi after it stalled in the middle of a highway, the 3rd was totaled whe he backed a cement truck over it and spilled 50 yrds of cement on it.