Charles Robinson's Team Previews

[CrunchTime]

Ridiculous predictions based on last years results.Its hard to imagine somebody gets paid for those.

 

[DuderinoN703]

I think someone needs to keep a track of all the "experts" predictions and them we'll compare them at the end of the year. I think once we ALL realize that predictions are unneccesary, then the threads about them will stop.

Funny how I say this and yet I already made my early prediction :goof:

 

[Mike13]

I have never heard of Charles Robinson before and as far as I'm concerned the majority of the posters here at Finheaven are more qualified to assess the current team and predict this season's outcome than the affore mentioned Mr. Robinson.

Neither have I as there is a good reason.

 

[ckparrothead]

I just wrote a letter to Charles Robinson. It read:

Charles,

I read your July 29th review of the Miami Dolphins. I am a little bit puzzled. It seems almost like this came from a different writer. I've read your stuff before and never had a problem with it, in fact I believe I've praised you once or twice. And, it's not that I am upset you predicted 5-11 for the Dolphins. Myself, I think 6-10 is more likely, looking to catch a few breaks to become an 8-8 team but teetering on the edge of catching some more bad luck and being another 4-12 team.

But the review you wrote of the dolphins was one of the most substandard flaming chunks of fecal matter this side of the Pecos River.

I've read more accurate statements in the vomit of a child who is fond of alphabits. You made no mention of David Boston on the offensive side of the ball, which is a bit dodgy if you ask me. You said that Will Poole was likely to start, but I doubt anyone could ever say he was "likely" to do anything in Nick Saban's system. Then, you say that Mario Edwards or Reggie Howard are "likely" to start opposite Sam Madison. By the time you wrote this, Travis Daniels had been working with the starters at corner for over a month. You finished up by calling Wesley Welker average, even though he was 2nd in the league in kick return yardage and punt return yardage, putting second in the league behind only Dante Hall for total return yardage (in only 14 games for Welker, 16 games for Hall). The guy actually took over KICKING duties for Mare and did pretty good at that as well. And if you're caught up in averages, I should think being fifth in the league in punt return average and fourteenth in the league in kick return average would be better than "serviceable".

I think my favorite part was how Travis Daniels "may" be used to "spark" the return game over this "serviceable" Wesley Welker (did I mention he won the team's newcomer of the year award?), when Daniels has not fielded one punt or kick in Dolphins mini-camp or training camp, to date. Do you know how many kicks he returned in college? None. Do you know how many punts? Two.

Seriously man, when you put something out there, you're putting it out there. Everything you put out there is something you stake your reputation on. And, if you ask me, you just staked your reputation on a large moldy absess that smells of sickening sweet cheese.

I look forward to seeing much better work from you in the future.

Thanks,

Chris Kouffman

 

[Jimi]

very nice CK. Please share his response if any.

 

[BennyVW]

Thats like my mom writing a sports article on the canadian football. Whats that
AH-Boot?