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Colts give Jonathan Taylor permission to be Traded

I'd rather deal with the inconvenience than suffer through a Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza.



Yup, that's the south Jersey in you.

North NJ and South NJ are like two different worlds, with Central NJ being a mixture of the two. I remember stopping at a south Jersey deli in the morning and ordering a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese on a Hard Roll, and the guy looked at me confused for a second then said "You mean a Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese on a Kaiser Bun?" Same exact thing, but two different names depending on what part of the state you're in.

Or the first time I travelled to Florida and asked for a Pork Roll sandwich, being completely oblivious to the fact at the time that the other 49 states pretty much have no clue what Pork Roll is. My conversation with the man behind the counter, verbatim, went like this....

Me: "Can I get a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese?"

Other Guy: (With a confused look on his face) "Pork What?"

Me: "Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese."

Other Guy: "What's that?"

Me: "You know, Pork Roll.....Taylor Ham."

Other Guy: (Face lights up) "Oh! Ham! We have ham!"

Me: "Not ham, Taylor Ham. Pork Roll."

Other Guy: "Is that some sort of ethnic food?"

Me: (Shaking my head in hungry and hungover frustration)

Other Guy: "Let me get my manager."

Me: Never mind. I'll take a Bacon, Egg and Cheese."


I literally had no idea that Pork Roll was a regional food and mostly unknown to the rest of the breakfast eating world.
Don't even get me started on Scrapple. Every time I order it outside of the South Jersey and Philly area, people look at me like I eat small children.
 
You don't know Young Slime? He's the son of Old Slime.

That name just oozes credibility.


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