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Conversation between Coach Flores and Tua right before the Falcons game

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Flores: Come in and sit down, need to speak with you.
Tua: Yes Sir Coach.
Flores: I'm sure your hearing a lot of talk out there about stuff and I've always prided myself on being very open and clear with my players. Clear, regular communication is my motto!
Tua (looking around the office): Wow, I always wondered what your office looked like.
Flores: I just want to be open and honest with you and treat you like you were my own son.... I never wanted you. I never wanted to draft you. I think you're a Loser. I was 100% hoping to draft Thor--I mean that hot 6'6" rocket armed blonde guy from Oregon--Justin Herbert. But I was overruled by that Dumbo eared SOB Ross and my pal Grier, who just kisses ass of whoever is in power in order to keep his job... so... we ended up with you. Its good to be clear about my feelings with you. Right? It develops a bond and trust between us, Right?
Tua: Coach. Why do we have 2-3 Offensive Coordinators?
Flo: Its because we thought we would need all 3 of them to maximize Herbert's tremendous abilities--I mean damn have you seen the velocity he has--
Tua: Coach why am I here?
Flo: Your 9 interceptions this season are killing us. You're careless-
Tua: Coach, I've only thrown 4, maybe your thinking about Patrick MaHommes
Flo: Whatever kid. FYI, I've changed the OL again. I really believe in cross training--
Tua: My completion rating is 6.9.9% and I'm sorry about the interceptions, I will get bet-
Flo: Do you know any good Massage Places that offer "extras"? A "friend" has been asking about--
Tua: Coach, its kickoff time, we need to go.
Flo: Ok Kid, like I've always clearly said, I and the entire Dolphins Organization have your back, are behind you and support you 100%. Now go out there and win the game!
 
Lol…

May I add to this brilliant post

Hey Tua I know you just came off major surgery and you don’t fully know the entire playbook, and we have an established vet who is the unquestioned leader of the team, well suck it up butter cup, we’re putting you in behind the worst oline in football..

Flores and Grier on the side….. hehehehehhehehehehe
 
Jamesw said:
Flores: Come in and sit down, need to speak with you.
Tua: Yes Sir Coach.
Flores: I'm sure your hearing a lot of talk out there about stuff and I've always prided myself on being very open and clear with my players. Clear, regular communication is my motto!
Tua (looking around the office): Wow, I always wondered what your office looked like.
Flores: I just want to be open and honest with you and treat you like you were my own son.... I never wanted you. I never wanted to draft you. I think you're a Loser. I was 100% hoping to draft Thor--I mean that hot 6'6" rocket armed blonde guy from Oregon--Justin Herbert. But I was overruled by that Dumbo eared SOB Ross and my pal Grier, who just kisses *** of whoever is in power in order to keep his job... so... we ended up with you. Its good to be clear about my feelings with you. Right? It develops a bond and trust between us, Right?
Tua: Coach. Why do we have 2-3 Offensive Coordinators?
Flo: Its because we thought we would need all 3 of them to maximize Herbert's tremendous abilities--I mean damn have you seen the velocity he has--
Tua: Coach why am I here?
Flo: Your 9 interceptions this season are killing us. You're careless-
Tua: Coach, I've only thrown 4, maybe your thinking about Patrick MaHommes
Flo: Whatever kid. FYI, I've changed the OL again. I really believe in cross training--
Tua: My completion rating is 6.9.9% and I'm sorry about the interceptions, I will get bet-
Flo: Do you know any good Massage Places that offer "extras"? A "friend" has been asking about--
Tua: Coach, its kickoff time, we need to go.
Flo: Ok Kid, like I've always clearly said, I and the entire Dolphins Organization have your back, are behind you and support you 100%. Now go out there and win the game!
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Pretty much on the money , Flores is a worthless, 2 faced POS who would throw his own mother under the bus.
 
The Beatles said:
I mean, if Flo wanted Herbert then he was right.

Even if Tua ends up being good, it won’t change the fact that Herbert is already great.
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And Herbert being great (which almost nobody expected pre-draft) won't change the fact that Tua was a great pick, at the time, and could very well live up to that. Herbert just ended up being a freak.

If everybody (T-baum included) knew he'd be THIS good, Cincinnati would've drafted him.

How many QBs were picked before Dan Marino? Tom Brady? Point being, nobody knew...can't adjust by hindsight.
 
The Beatles said:
I mean, if Flo wanted Herbert then he was right.

Even if Tua ends up being good, it won’t change the fact that Herbert is already great.
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Yea but it doesn’t give him a pass to act like an a$$hat, and not do his job, which is developing players and winning football games
 
Jamesw said:
Flores: Come in and sit down, need to speak with you.
Tua: Yes Sir Coach.
Flores: I'm sure your hearing a lot of talk out there about stuff and I've always prided myself on being very open and clear with my players. Clear, regular communication is my motto!
Tua (looking around the office): Wow, I always wondered what your office looked like.
Flores: I just want to be open and honest with you and treat you like you were my own son.... I never wanted you. I never wanted to draft you. I think you're a Loser. I was 100% hoping to draft Thor--I mean that hot 6'6" rocket armed blonde guy from Oregon--Justin Herbert. But I was overruled by that Dumbo eared SOB Ross and my pal Grier, who just kisses *** of whoever is in power in order to keep his job... so... we ended up with you. Its good to be clear about my feelings with you. Right? It develops a bond and trust between us, Right?
Tua: Coach. Why do we have 2-3 Offensive Coordinators?
Flo: Its because we thought we would need all 3 of them to maximize Herbert's tremendous abilities--I mean damn have you seen the velocity he has--
Tua: Coach why am I here?
Flo: Your 9 interceptions this season are killing us. You're careless-
Tua: Coach, I've only thrown 4, maybe your thinking about Patrick MaHommes
Flo: Whatever kid. FYI, I've changed the OL again. I really believe in cross training--
Tua: My completion rating is 6.9.9% and I'm sorry about the interceptions, I will get bet-
Flo: Do you know any good Massage Places that offer "extras"? A "friend" has been asking about--
Tua: Coach, its kickoff time, we need to go.
Flo: Ok Kid, like I've always clearly said, I and the entire Dolphins Organization have your back, are behind you and support you 100%. Now go out there and win the game!
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Well done / highly entertaining. LOL at the massage places for a friend part. Good stuff.
 
Jamesw said:
Flores: Come in and sit down, need to speak with you.
Tua: Yes Sir Coach.
Flores: I'm sure your hearing a lot of talk out there about stuff and I've always prided myself on being very open and clear with my players. Clear, regular communication is my motto!
Tua (looking around the office): Wow, I always wondered what your office looked like.
Flores: I just want to be open and honest with you and treat you like you were my own son.... I never wanted you. I never wanted to draft you. I think you're a Loser. I was 100% hoping to draft Thor--I mean that hot 6'6" rocket armed blonde guy from Oregon--Justin Herbert. But I was overruled by that Dumbo eared SOB Ross and my pal Grier, who just kisses *** of whoever is in power in order to keep his job... so... we ended up with you. Its good to be clear about my feelings with you. Right? It develops a bond and trust between us, Right?
Tua: Coach. Why do we have 2-3 Offensive Coordinators?
Flo: Its because we thought we would need all 3 of them to maximize Herbert's tremendous abilities--I mean damn have you seen the velocity he has--
Tua: Coach why am I here?
Flo: Your 9 interceptions this season are killing us. You're careless-
Tua: Coach, I've only thrown 4, maybe your thinking about Patrick MaHommes
Flo: Whatever kid. FYI, I've changed the OL again. I really believe in cross training--
Tua: My completion rating is 6.9.9% and I'm sorry about the interceptions, I will get bet-
Flo: Do you know any good Massage Places that offer "extras"? A "friend" has been asking about--
Tua: Coach, its kickoff time, we need to go.
Flo: Ok Kid, like I've always clearly said, I and the entire Dolphins Organization have your back, are behind you and support you 100%. Now go out there and win the game!
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Is this a script from a soon-to-be-released show on the Lifetime Channel?
 
The Beatles said:
It does, because the thought is that Flo wanted Herbert. If Flo wanted Herbert and Grier wanted Tua, then Flo was right and that should be accounted for when people talk about firing staff.
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Don’t you think Flores knew Tua was going to be the pick prior to taking the job? I am pretty sure before season started it was tank for Tua because at the time (pre injury) he was slotted as number 1 pick next to burrow. So if he knew this going in why take the job. Then why be salty about the pick after when you knew that was going to be the pick.
 
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