I hope this is cool. IMO we need a thread strickly for Culpepper jokes.
I just came up with this one to start us off.
Q: Why did Ricky Williams suspect Daunte Culpepper when he discovered his house had been robbed?
A: Because he checked his stash and someone had taken alot of sacks. Also the floor was worn as if someone had been standing in the same spot for a really long time. The culprit also tried to steal a few of his keepsake footballs but dropped two of them as he was running out. Sounds like a strong circumstancial case against Daunte.
This of course is a joke. This is not real information. To my knowledge Rickys home has never been robbed and Daunte has never stolen anything. Not illegally at least. Mr. H would mention that 8 mil if I didnt say illegally.
I just came up with this one to start us off.
Q: Why did Ricky Williams suspect Daunte Culpepper when he discovered his house had been robbed?
A: Because he checked his stash and someone had taken alot of sacks. Also the floor was worn as if someone had been standing in the same spot for a really long time. The culprit also tried to steal a few of his keepsake footballs but dropped two of them as he was running out. Sounds like a strong circumstancial case against Daunte.
This of course is a joke. This is not real information. To my knowledge Rickys home has never been robbed and Daunte has never stolen anything. Not illegally at least. Mr. H would mention that 8 mil if I didnt say illegally.
