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David Cornwell Clients Martin & ARod < Theater of The Absurd

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Yesterday, as most everyone has now heard, ARod created a transparently obvious ploy to avoid testifying under oath by throwing his own hissy fit, banging the table and storming out of the hearing. Essentially he demanded that Commissioner Bud Selig face him and testify, when they knew full well it would be Major League Baseball's designated surrogate, league CEO Manfred, who ran the investigation and put forth The League's case not Selig. And he knew it. Most all the talking heads this morning have seen through this theatrical, table-banging charade as a means for his client ARod to subvert the system, inoculate himself legally from testifying on a bible, while creating another fall guy for under the bus traction.

Does any of this sound familiar? Just because it looks like Cornwell showed up two weeks or so after Martin stormed out of the cafeteria because the exact prank he played on someone else supposedly was the straw that broke the camel's back. Gimme a ****in break. Now it becomes obvious that the short "for show" stop-over in a local mental facility - surely not enough to provide any therapeutic benefit and an interview with a reporter (while never speaking to the coaches) before flying back to California was another theatrical production produced by David Cornwell.

Is it any wonder that Martin is now refusing to be questioned by the union? Is Cornwell afraid that by putting him in front of a neutral or critical questioner, he'll be revealed as the scammer with ulterior motives he likely really is? Again, if you think Martin, (who there've been no reports that I've seen where he's being treated by mental professionals in Cali) is suffering from anything other than a pussified, quitter DNA, then I've got a bridge in B'klyn I can sell you cheap. Cornwell, if he's walking and quacking like a duck, he sure ain't no ****in swan!


Cornwell, remember he's the guy that helped throw a conscientious urine sample handler under the bus in getting Ryan Braun on a technicality off on charges that now have been proven to be true. He is a subverter of justice and no matter who he selects as the fall guy, even Incognito, with all his blemishes, this scumbag is the real villain here and a major behind the scenes string puller. Right now, you can throw Joni Martin in with the likes of ARod and Braun in terms of credibility.... with Cornwell as the common denominator.
 
There is a reason that clients pay for Cornwell's services. He is the best. Remember the rape allegations against Roethlisberger? Cornwell was engaged by Big Ben and got the result he wanted. Whatever angle Jonathan Martin is trying to optimize, he has engaged the best to advise him.
While it presents a convenient argument to lump JMart in with Braun and ARod, the situations are very different. Jonathan didn't cheat, he is the victim. This is simply a matter of engaging the best attorney in the business to help. Look, Martin comes from a family of top lawyers and academics. It is unlikely that they would advise him to find a cheap lawyer and hope for the best.
 
I really find it shameful to use the word "victim" in this farce...co-meatheads maybe,victim? No.
 
Cornhole helped depict Braun as the "victim" of a careless sample collector and the system also. Who could forget all those outraged denials? I'll accept your "victim" depiction if you include the adjective "supposed" or "alleged" with it, although my own personal choice would be "dubious" at this point although his lawyer's shtick recurring shtick is pretty damning. Now if I was guilty of something, or wanted to subvert the truth, would I hire Cornhole? Certainly and maybe OJ wouldn't be a guest of the state of Nevada had he done the same.
 
To be fair to A-Rod, MLB is playing really dirty here. So dirty that the state of Florida and the feds are considering going after them for interference in their investigation of Biogenesis
 
There is a reason that clients pay for Cornwell's services. He is the best. Remember the rape allegations against Roethlisberger? Cornwell was engaged by Big Ben and got the result he wanted. Whatever angle Jonathan Martin is trying to optimize, he has engaged the best to advise him.
While it presents a convenient argument to lump JMart in with Braun and ARod, the situations are very different. Jonathan didn't cheat, he is the victim. This is simply a matter of engaging the best attorney in the business to help. Look, Martin comes from a family of top lawyers and academics. It is unlikely that they would advise him to find a cheap lawyer and hope for the best.

Soooo what you are saying is Cornwall is a scum bag and the world would be a better place if he was the next victim of the knockout game in NY?
 
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