Davone Bess is the greatest WR in the world.

[Wombat]

Srsly. How many Corners can match his stength?

His routes are impeccable.

I expect over 2,000 + yards receiving from him this year.

his yac yards are going to be 32.

He is just the definition of amazing.

He's the Jesus of our Football team.

 

[SA_BUTTA]

Bess will not be able to play tonight because his head will not fit into the dome.

 

[Wombat]

Davone Bess doesn't need such common courtesies such as a "Helmet"

Hes not playing because hes afraid of ending a corner's career in the Preseason.

 

[Swantoon]

I don't think He will get 2000 yards this year because he will put up 3 TDs in the first quarter and we will run the rest of the game.

 

[Wombat]

I don't think He will get 2000 yards this year because he will put up 3 TDs in the first quarter and we will run the rest of the game.

He would get 150 Yards in the first Quarter alone in receiving yards, so I think that sounds right.

 

[BenchFiedler]

LOL - This week is Bess' week.

At least, no more fight song and minority owners thread. lol

 

[Howard Stern]

I appreciate your enthusiasm for Davone Bess. I love Bess myself. To call him the best receiver in the world, is getting a tad carried away. I can't blame you, after meeting him I might be a little pumped up, too.

Hopefully he is hooking you up with some of his female shrapnel for calling him the best receiver in the world.

 

[cafinfan408]

Jesus is a poor mans Devone Bess

 

[The Furminister]

They say he passed for 300, rushed for 100, and caught for 150, with 5 td's all in one game.

 

[BenchFiedler]

He would get 150 Yards in the first Quarter alone in receiving yards, so I think that sounds right.

Kid !! Are you Lambo_Weezy ( Bess fake name on twitter) ?

 

[Wombat]

Jesus is a poor mans Devone Bess

Hey Hey now, Bess still can't hold a candle towards Jesus. But he is the best Jesus imatator on the football field.

 

[Vaark]

Tim Tebow wears Davone Bess jammies

 

[Howard Stern]

Davone Bess could slam a revolving door. Davone Bess' tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried. If Davone Bess was to have surgery, the anesthesia would be applied to the doctors. If Davone Bess is late, time slows down. Bess always have sex on the first date. Always. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Davone Bess and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Davone Bess eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot. Davone Bess doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Davone Bess. Davone Bess doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

 

[Wombat]

Davone Bess is the only reason why Dreads are popular.

Lil Wayne gets his influences from Bess.

Rastafarians bow to the Bess.

 

[SA_BUTTA]

Chuck Norris prays to Devone Bess at night.