Day Two Joint Practice Dolphins-Honey Guzzlers Tweets HERE!

[Fin-Loco]

it's day two in the Windy Murderville. Yesterday's tweets went off the rails once they had to go inside due to lighting. At that point, the Honey Guzzler's Super Secret Police Force of cigar smoking high cholesterol George Went stunt doubles then took our beloved Travis Wingfield, rolled him in an area rug from Ditka's apartment and hauled him off in a Paul's Plumbing and Mobile Apendectomies van for live tweeting. Many unnamed FinHeaven members were instantly mobilized to come to his aide. After a few firefights, we had secured the package and got him on an IV and of course some Lou Malnatti's pizza with a side of Iron City Beer. Travis is back in there today. The man is fearless. However, if you see the phrase "doing the electric slide in the pool" at any point, danger is close for him. Please scour all of the tweets today for that code word. @fishfanmiami has committed to giving his secret mustache waxing procedure to the first 5 members who find it (he'll also get you an autograph from Robin Masters AND Icepick).

Let's get to it. Maintain your cover identity unless you are LOCO!

 

[Rev Kev]

Everyone get your Loco-on!!!

 

[Fin-Loco]

 

[BSQ]

Any post that mentions Lou Malnatti's pizza deserves and A plus! George Went stunt doubles!! I always wondered where George went! Hunter S. Loco lives!!

 

[McDolphins]

Any post that mentions Lou Malnatti's pizza deserves and A plus! George Went stunt doubles!! I always wondered where George went! Hunter S. Loco lives!!

You mean you wonder where George Went went?

 

[Beach Bum]

I am still a little confused as to why a team wouldn't allow tweets from practice. It seems too controlling. Social media is where it's at today. If you want to build excitement and get the fans behind the team, you have to communicate with them when things are going down.

 

[Danny]

Windy Murderville

Too funny but true......lol

 

[Phinatic8u]

Is it closed practice again? Or do we not know yet?

 

[Swollcolb]

I am still a little confused as to why a team wouldn't allow tweets from practice. It seems too controlling. Social media is where it's at today. If you want to build excitement and get the fans behind the team, you have to communicate with them when things are going down.

Well especially because once practice concludes most of it gets tweeted anyways. What’s the difference of live updates or all at once? It seems really stupid to me

 

[Stoobz]

Iron City Beer!? Only keg party I ever left early had that.

You know it's rough when me and the boys leave as we were all poor thirsty young sailors!

 

[FinsFan74]

After a several year hiatus I’m back! What’s up fellow Fins fans?!

 

[Stoobz]

Also, I would like to give the gal in the black bikini a moustache ride. She may be addled.

 

[Bumrush]

How nice will it be for Jevon Holland to be a key contributor / in the running for DROY while Minkah lingers on a 6-11 Steeler team? Think he may request a trade back to Miami?????!!!

 

[BSQ]

Dahlmarino, your way is cool but mine was a little more subtle. Thank you for getting my idiotic pun!

 

[Hoot]