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Deadspin: The Dolphins Do Everything Wrong

I don't mean to trash you personally, and don't take this the wrong way, but:

Deadspin is a no click zone, friend.
 
I don't mean to trash you personally, and don't take this the wrong way, but:

Deadspin is a no click zone, friend.

Why? Also, you can see all of these beauties again:

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All I have to say is thank god for the Browns because this organization is just a shade better.
 
All terrible plays, but I'll say this, I'm not going to be the guy who takes pleasure in watching the national media dogpile the Dolphins. That's our job. That's the job for Dolphins fans. We suck, and we're the only ones who are equipped to rip this team to the degree that they need to be ripped.

You want to find a team that looked even more like dog**** in the last four days, how about some beautiful Jets footage.
 
All terrible plays, but I'll say this, I'm not going to be the guy who takes pleasure in watching the national media dogpile the Dolphins. That's our job. That's the job for Dolphins fans. We suck, and we're the only ones who are equipped to rip this team to the degree that they need to be ripped.

You want to find a team that looked even more like dog**** in the last four days, how about some beautiful Jets footage.

After that performance, can you really blame them?
 
RT deserves all the criticism levied at him. Even in the clip above where he throws the int. He locks onto a receiver like a rookie would do and there is a wide open man to his right.
There were receivers wide open all night and he didn't see them. Pass protection was decent in the 1st half. Once the game got out of reach in the 2nd half, the Bengals just pinned their ears back and attacked, with no fear of a running game.
RT is starting to look like Rob Johnson. Problem is, we don't have a Doug Flutie to rescue the season.
 
RT deserves all the criticism levied at him. Even in the clip above where he throws the int. He locks onto a receiver like a rookie would do and there is a wide open man to his right.
There were receivers wide open all night and he didn't see them. Pass protection was decent in the 1st half. Once the game got out of reach in the 2nd half, the Bengals just pinned their ears back and attacked, with no fear of a running game.
RT is starting to look like Rob Johnson. Problem is, we don't have a Doug Flutie to rescue the season.

Not only that, but he (RT) had 20 yards of open field in front of him. Make them peek back at the QB scramble and keep them honest.
No running game and a lousy defense is a losing team in the NFL.
This team has been in trash since Parcells and Pennington left and before that, 2003. He focused on running the ball and defense. And we were at least competitive.
The Wannstadt years were glory years when compared to this yearly clown show. Again, running game and defense.
This West Coast nonsense, patty cake blocking offense, and zone marsh mellow defense is unwatchable.
Gase is a Rookie HC that never played the game.
I don't even care to watch the games anymore. I probably watched 2 minutes of the second quarter. That was enough for me.
I ended up watching Bizarre Foods instead. LOL


The orange uniforms are HIDEOUS. LOL
 
I think they were kind...sounded like a "fluff piece" compared to what I saw last night...
 
All terrible plays, but I'll say this, I'm not going to be the guy who takes pleasure in watching the national media dogpile the Dolphins. That's our job. That's the job for Dolphins fans. We suck, and we're the only ones who are equipped to rip this team to the degree that they need to be ripped.

You want to find a team that looked even more like dog**** in the last four days, how about some beautiful Jets footage.

So it's basically the anti version of FH? People should be reading it more often then, since this was the only forum that had significant % of poster believing Tannehill was anything above mediocrity. Especially after Tannehill's pre season performance. We need this to keep our ho.mer.ism in check. Even our mediocre Dolphins suffer from delusion sometimes. Which includes me by the way. I saw the Dolphins going 8-8 and surprising a few people with some of our performances mostly because of Parker and our defense not being as bad as last year. Along with Tannehill returning to his 2014 form which was on the upper side of mediocrity and good enough to get net 8 to 10 wins possibly depending on how good every part of our team was.
 
The orange uniforms are HIDEOUS. LOL

Shows you how STUPID Ross the Clown is -- has the team in uni that looks like Clown Fish!

Can't hide the truth.

This franchise is totally in the garbage bin.

End of story.

BNF.
 
All terrible plays, but I'll say this, I'm not going to be the guy who takes pleasure in watching the national media dogpile the Dolphins. That's our job. That's the job for Dolphins fans. We suck, and we're the only ones who are equipped to rip this team to the degree that they need to be ripped.

You want to find a team that looked even more like dog**** in the last four days, how about some beautiful Jets footage.

Why am I reminded those commercials for Bush's baked beans?
 
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