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Deadspin | The Dolphins Smashed Their Own Dicks To A Pulp, And Then Smashed Them Some More
Deadspin | The Dolphins Smashed Their Own Dicks To A Pulp, And Then Smashed Them Some More
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"There is no clearer way to signal that you are the overmatched football team than to run a succession of screen passes where the recipient of the ball immediately has the flesh torn off his bones by a pack of lions. If, later, you had one single play to win the game, and, despite the above evidence, you called a screen pass, which the receiver dropped, potentially out of concern for his own safety, we would have to conclude one of two things: that you were trying to lose the game, or that you’re stupid."