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Dear Santa!

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Please bring me a new Defensive Coordinator "Rex Ryan" and another solid draft by Mr.Dennis Hickey! I have faith in this team in 2015. Glad Ross didn't blow it up again. We will never get better changing coaches every 3 years. Rome wasn't built in a day! Jason Garrett finally got it right, barring all the injuries I honestly believe we would be in position for greater things this year! Unfortunately it wasn't our time again. But I see things getting better for the Miami Dolphins.. Go Fins!!
 
Dear Santa,

Please take Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross back to the North Pole and keep him there!
 
Santa, please give Philbin the intestinal fortitude to finish close games, and bring him a stocking full of rolaids to help with his queseyness..
 
Dear Santa, please help Joe Philbin learn when and when not to call timeouts and show him how to properly evaluate football players. Please give him the ability to start rookies when they deserve to.



P.S. - Santa please help Tannehill hit Wallace deep in stride... please.
 
Dear Santa, I have a short list.....so my apologies in advance......

Santa, can you please:

1. Help Roy Miami understand that RT is our QB of the future?

2. Can you help Deathstar with his vocabulary? He only knows the words "homer" and "mediocre".

3. Can you help West Virginia with a new full size poster of john beck? The one he has is a bit soiled

4. Can you keep "FinFan4Ever" out of the game day threads? His panicked pronouncements that the game is over after the first 4 plays gets a bit old.

5. Can you help Dlockz by filling his glass up to the top? It is half empty most of the time.

6. Can you help Hayden with his obsession regarding Joe Philbin and his constant posts about his leadership skills. We had a discussion on the middle east the other day and Hayden said "It's Joe's fault....pathetic"...

7. Finally, can you give us all a little background on Dick Pepperwood? I have a mental image of that guy and want to see if it is accurate or not.

Merry Christmas Finheaven.....
 
Dear Santa
I want the Miami Dolphins to win a super bowl before my time here is finished. (I am 53)
It has been over 40 years, so I think I have been a good boy long enough.
 
LANGER72 said:
Dear Santa
I want the Miami Dolphins to win a super bowl before my time here is finished. (I am 53)
It has been over 40 years, so I think I have been a good boy long enough.
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Langer, hear you loud and clear. We've seen enough other teams hoist the Lombardi. My only concern is I may have a heart attack from the weeklong celebration! And Dolphins512, I thoroughly enjoyed your wish list.

For me, Santa please end Brady's career and the Patsies Reign. I'm ok if you even keep all the old spy tapes when they were winning those superbowls a long long time ago...
 
LANGER72 said:
Dear Santa
I want the Miami Dolphins to win a super bowl before my time here is finished. (I am 53)
It has been over 40 years, so I think I have been a good boy long enough.
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WORD!!

(I`m 48....I feel your pain)
 
I'll take four touchdown passes on Sunday, a new trainer and some schweddy balls.



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Dear Santa, ANYBODY but the Patriots.

If you could screw the Ravens and Steelers too, that would be great, but mostly focus on the Patriots, **** the Patriots. Thank you in advance for your consideration.
 
Dear Santa, can you please put the Orange Bowl back up !!!
 
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