some other Wake facts:
He once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
He sheds his skin once a year.
Wake once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Wake did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie.
Wake oncedrank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'
It was the sight of Wake's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.
He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
He has dandruff the size of mice!
He jogged with a fridge on his back!
We once had a bachelor party for Wake. He ate the entire cake before we could tell
him there was a stripper in it.
He once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.
If you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'
He thinks then iron man is gay.
