Does Zach Thomas have a......?

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Does Zach Thomas have a neck?

  1. No, he was born without a neck

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  2. Yes, Of course he has a neck

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  3. Steroids made his neck disappear

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  1. Player6600

    Player6600 Fiedler is Zack Thomas

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    Does Zach Thomas have a neck? Take a look at him he looks like a head on top of shoulders, no neck.

    I say he used to but because of the steriods he doesn't have one anymore
     
  2. dolphan39

    dolphan39 Maria & LauRen Aha!

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    steriods - you gotta be kidding me, you get thrown out of the NFL for drinking diet soda.
     
  3. Player6600

    Player6600 Fiedler is Zack Thomas

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    dolphan39-newflash many football players take steroids.
     
  4. inFINSible

    inFINSible Don't believe everything you think.

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    Another thought.......Jason Taylor is married to Zachs sister, JT has the longest neck on the team.......... There will be war in that gene pool..........maybe the kids will look normal:eek:
     
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    dolphan39 Maria & LauRen Aha!

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    Katrina has a nice neck - she's pretty hot if Zach and JT don't mind me saying so. :eek:
     
  6. inFINSible

    inFINSible Don't believe everything you think.

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    Only Bills' players....and it still doesn't help.
     
  7. iceblizzard69

    iceblizzard69 Banned Hammered

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    Players are tested for steroids all the time, if they do it they get caught. Just ask Shawn Springs.
     
  8. miadphan13

    miadphan13 FinHeaven Cheerleader

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    He has a typical football players neck. It is wider than his head. :rolleyes:

    I see a very scary recurring theme here.......First Fiedler's ears then Zack's neck. What's next? Who on the Dolphins has the cutest ***? These Bills fans are GAY!! :lol:
     
  9. MarinoFan4Life

    MarinoFan4Life Ronnie Brown... He's awesome

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    13, I think you solved the mystery... LoL
     
  10. dolfan06

    dolfan06 FinHeaven Elite

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    i don't think its a mystery!

    its a documented fact!:rolleyes: :( :lol:
     
  11. dolfan87

    dolfan87 The Human Bullet

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    Zach Thomas has a grade 2 neck strain...so apparently he DOES have a neck. Oh and to correct an earlier report, his rotator cuff is not damaged at all, just a neck strain.

    "Q. What's Zach's injury?

    A. "He's got a Grade 2 strain. He practiced today. We'll keep
    an eye on it during the course of the game. He was better today
    than he was yesterday and I think he'll be better tomorrow."

    Q. Would Tommy Hendricks replace Zach?

    A. "Yes. Zach will go. But if something happens to Zach, Tommy
    would be the guy."

    Q. What is the Grade 2 strain of? He had mentioned his rotator
    cuff.

    A. "The muscle. There's no damage to the rotator cuff."


    So were ok
     
  12. dolfan06

    dolfan06 FinHeaven Elite

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    these guys talk about necks, ears and whatever, whats next, ruddy's a$$. man, this is getting scarey!:eek:
     
  13. iceblizzard69

    iceblizzard69 Banned Hammered

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    He is going to have "Which Dolphins player would you most like to have sex with?" Then, everyone will make fun of him and he will leave and not show up again.
     
  14. Flyin11

    Flyin11 Mark Clayton

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    Time for him to go back to his inflatable boy toy!!! :lol: :lol:

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  15. dolfan06

    dolfan06 FinHeaven Elite

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    he can't...............

    he put a hole in it! "how you ask" that i leave to your own imagination!:lol:
     

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