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Getting tired of the same old crying and moaning. How about you try to be creative about it and put it in haiku.

Dolphin fan for life
But every year gets harder
Miss the good old days

or

I hate you Hootie
Your video cursed the team
Dolphins have stunk since
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After the five word sentence thread, I was sure that a haiku thread would pop up next. If only Vegas took bets...
 
Not quite a haiku, but a poem about Morlon Greenwood that a FinHeaven poster wrote several years ago. It still makes me laugh to this day.

"I miss two tackles when I wake up,
in the drill I miss two more,
I miss two tackles in the Madden game,
and then I miss two more.

I miss two tackles in time of need ,
and than two that I let score.
I miss two tackles about every play,
and then I miss two more"

-Morlon Greenwood
 
roses are red

violets are blue

say goodbye to Tony

and take Ireland too
 
Love this team so much
But they're all stupid morons
Apathy sets in

Decade of failure
Bottom dwellers are better
Why are we still stuck?

Thirty one teams know
A quarterback is the key
Dolphins draft linemen
 
Mirror Mirror on the wall, who the worst team of them all? It's got to be those Miami Dolphins, their coach and there GM will always drink from the Kool-Aid waterfall....
 
:finnasty:
Miami dolphins i have a spell on you
All fear the mighty #13 in orange and blue
As each year pass and cometh
you face mediocrity every year you cant stomach
Woe to those that worship tunas
And meatball fist pumping kahunas

Ross is like the simpsons smithers
as he watches the dolphins wither
Fork tongued Ireland slithers away draft picks
like sacrifices to arachnids.

One day the dolphins shall see the light
when cowher or gruden come into sight
then we shall see a team that fights
and that no longer disappears into shadows of the night..
 
Some of you need to read up on what a haiku is.
 
sorry for that friend

thought the poem was good

Mt Fugiama in spring
 
An old pond!
A coach jumps in-
The sound of water.
 
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Many fans don't get haikus
Now people hate me
 
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