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Dolphin Haiku

ok i get it now i like rhymes better
though to each his own..
 
bottom line is clear,
futility many years,
dolphins a nightmare
 
Sporano aint ****
**** Chad Henne too. He sucks.
I want Andrew Luck.
 
Get a ****ing grip
we are sucking 4 luck mode
Ross looks lost in NFL
 
painnotpleasure said:
Not quite a haiku, but a poem about Morlon Greenwood that a FinHeaven poster wrote several years ago. It still makes me laugh to this day.

"I miss two tackles when I wake up,
in the drill I miss two more,
I miss two tackles in the Madden game,
and then I miss two more.

I miss two tackles in time of need ,
and than two that I let score.
I miss two tackles about every play,
and then I miss two more"

-Morlon Greenwood
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Did the author of this base it off of "smoke two joints" by sublime? The rhythm and scheme of this poem seems just like the song.
 
Built2Win said:
ok i get it now i like rhymes better
though to each his own..
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Rhymes you ask for?
Ahem.

Tony Sparano wears his sunglasses at night
And during the day, while his team of wolves fight
But how in the hell, do wolves and dolphins relate
Sparano's a one man wolf pack, when ross decides his fate
But hey, at least we have all mighty Jeff Ireland
With many defensive lineman, his day is brightened
Merling's a waste of space, Soliai ate all the food
Ireland calls Dez Bryant's mom so she can change his mood
But then Jeff got herpes after his jungle fever
Hopefully our next owner, isn't Justin Bieber
The owners say fins up, when no one's at the game
Our best player is our punter, which makes us pretty lame
Sparano is fist pumping every minute of the day
Field goals field goals field goals, That's what Tony say
"We did try our hardest, and the team did play tough"
Let's fist pump tony in the face because we've had enough
 
I see you ridin'

roun' town with the girl I love

and I'm like, haiku
 
Scrap said:
Yeah, I continue to look at them and not really get the point.
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As a writer, I love haikus. It's amazing the impact that a three line statement can make. Great haikus tell incredible stories with very few words.
 
I suck at Haikus but here goes...

The Dolphins are my team
Wish it was 1992 again
Screw this 2011 version
 
I raise my hand high
"high" i say, "let it fly high"
big smile and fist pump

-tony
 
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