2413fanphins
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players to watch...
chad henne.... he'll rack up 335 yards, every one of which will be unspectacular in nature, maybe 1 td and more than likely 1 INT, which more than likely will be a tipped or batted pass
reggie bush... he will get to the outside, look like he could take it to the house, and a northeast breeze will tweak his groin and he will fumble
marc columbo... you could use him as the main gate entrance, he makes a fine revolving door
jake long... once thought to be the best left tackle in the game, he suddenly can't contain goons and pipsqueaks from laying the smackdown on chad henne
brandon marshall... we will surely drive into the red zone, perhaps even inside the ten yard line, we will throw him the ball on 1st and 2nd down, watch how he can't catch a football if it were stuck in his ***
davone bess.. dont' kick or punt to this dude, cuz if you do, he will return it. 10-12 yards.
kevin burnett, karlos dansby, koa misi... watch them early and often, if you don't you will miss them entirely
cameron wake... he will finally register a sack in the 4th qaurter, and do his little flex pose and scream before realizing he has been getting worked all game and we are down 21 points
dan carpenter... if you have a nice set of binoculars... he has a very gnarly beard
mike nolan... again bust out the binocs, cuz he likes his AC and soft drinks in the press box... besides what better way to motivate a defense than through a headset
brandon fields... the obvious MVP of the team. he can punt in the area of 65 yards. best player on the team in some peoples opinion.
chad henne.... he'll rack up 335 yards, every one of which will be unspectacular in nature, maybe 1 td and more than likely 1 INT, which more than likely will be a tipped or batted pass
reggie bush... he will get to the outside, look like he could take it to the house, and a northeast breeze will tweak his groin and he will fumble
marc columbo... you could use him as the main gate entrance, he makes a fine revolving door
jake long... once thought to be the best left tackle in the game, he suddenly can't contain goons and pipsqueaks from laying the smackdown on chad henne
brandon marshall... we will surely drive into the red zone, perhaps even inside the ten yard line, we will throw him the ball on 1st and 2nd down, watch how he can't catch a football if it were stuck in his ***
davone bess.. dont' kick or punt to this dude, cuz if you do, he will return it. 10-12 yards.
kevin burnett, karlos dansby, koa misi... watch them early and often, if you don't you will miss them entirely
cameron wake... he will finally register a sack in the 4th qaurter, and do his little flex pose and scream before realizing he has been getting worked all game and we are down 21 points
dan carpenter... if you have a nice set of binoculars... he has a very gnarly beard
mike nolan... again bust out the binocs, cuz he likes his AC and soft drinks in the press box... besides what better way to motivate a defense than through a headset
brandon fields... the obvious MVP of the team. he can punt in the area of 65 yards. best player on the team in some peoples opinion.
