Dolphins mad lib: if the dolphins were ____ then ____

[Wildbill3]

If the dolphins were prostitutes, then at least we'd be happy with how much they suck.

 

[Shouright]

If the Dolphins were Super Bowl winners, then we would still find something to argue about.

 

[truedolfan57]

if the dolphins were able to keep tannehill off his back, then Miami would have a winning record right now.

 

[maralieus]

If the dolphins were pigs, they would already be bacon.

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[FSU Truth]

If the Dolphins were porpoise then....I don't know....*throw turd at wall

 

[Namor]

If the dolphins were in the SEC, they would be Arkansas.

 

[Trucanes99]

If the dolphins were run by Elle Clouds, we'll be playing games in Los Angeles in about 3 years.

 

[tcdrover]

If the Dolphins played in...

BUFFALO,
OR SEATTLE
OR PITTSBURGH
OR OAKLAND
OR SAN FRNACISCO
OR NY
OR CLEVELAND
OR CINCINNATTI
OR NEW ORLEANS
OR JUST about any other NFL city they would have REAL fans and not whatever it is that reside in these parts. :finnasty:

 

[NCFINFAN13]

If the Dolphins were sex then I'd be extremely frustrated!

 

[NY8123]

If the Dolphins were real dolphins then the whole pod would be beached on shore stinking up the place.

 

[scodoublet]

If the Dolphins were Santa then everyone would get coal.