Dolphins officially sign national champion

[uk_dolfan]

Longsnapper hype!






I tease, but I would love to be a longsnapper. Lots of money, low chance of serious injury compared to your teammates and you could stick with a team for many years. Kids who set out to be an NFL longsappers are smart. You can even go to the pro Bowl and win rings!

 

[Travis34]

Hey, longsnappers are people too. Supposedly hes been the best in the country. Time to find our new Denney

 

[lbmclean_nocal]

Longsnapper hype!






I tease, but I would love to be a longsnapper. Lots of money, low chance of serious injury compared to your teammates and you could stick with a team for many years. Kids who set out to be an NFL longnsapper smart. You can even go to the pro Bowl and win rings!

I have thought this about training to be the 3rd catcher on a MLB. Not a great hitter but want to play in the show? Train to be the 3rd catcher. Foul tips, crouching, wild pitches and blocking the plate sucks. Give me $2M and I will eat all the foul tips you got

 

[circumstances]

I wonder if he's related to Turd Ferguson.

 

['Deep]

I wonder if he's related to Turd Ferguson.

"I'll take ape tits for a thousand."

 

[circumstances]

"I'll take ape tits for a thousand."

Anal Bum Cover

 

['Deep]

Anal Bum Cover

"That's what your Mother said last night, Trebek."

 

[djphinfan]

I would not of drafted him but I'm hoping he contributes on special teams like Denney did.

 

[EJay]

Anal Bum Cover

Jap Anus relations.

 

[Finsfan1984]

We will be the recipients of his greatness for years to come. He will indeed have his # retired.

 

[Malleyo]

I’ll take swords for 48,000

It’s “S” words!

 

[FinFaninColorado]

Watch @ 4:25 Sean Connery "Catch These Men" it's hilarious.

 

[WCUPUNK]

Most difficult position on team, trying to replace legend. John Denney is the patron saint of long snapping.

 

[Michael Scott]

Snappa!

Make John Denney proud.

 

[TheJetsBlow]

Longsnapper hype!






I tease, but I would love to be a longsnapper. Lots of money, low chance of serious injury compared to your teammates and you could stick with a team for many years. Kids who set out to be an NFL longnsappers are smart. You can even go to the pro Bowl and win rings!

Dude I went to high school with had a nice long career as a long snapper- his name was Mike Leach. Snapped for Tennessee as an undrafted rookie, moved on to Chicago for a cup of coffee, then spent several years in Denver as their LS, followed by several more years in Arizona before retiring a few years ago. He was one of the best in the business for a while.