Name him Joe Robbie after the stadium.
Then, after every year that you have the dog, just randomly change its name to something else to confuse him, your family, and anyone else that has contact with the dog.
Then teach the dog to be completely worthless.
Call him "Stupid". That sums up MIAMI of the last decade or so, and think of all the fun you'd have: "Here, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid". Or maybe, "Fetch the stick, Stupid".
When I was VERY young, using the same approach, I named my new cat "A**h*le". I'd go outside and call out "Here, A**h*le, A**h*le, A**hole, A**h*le". And no one could scold me because the cat answered to "A**h*le"! That was his name!!!