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Dumb criminal steals Dolphins jerseys and wears it to trial

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA Is this one of our Finheaven brethren? I saw this on Jimmy Kimmel and had to post it.

This guy was accused of stealing Dolphins jerseys from the Dolphins apparel store. Problem is, he showed up to trial wearing a Devone Bess jersey! The whole thing is hilarious.

[video=youtube;6Bd90iIygyI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bd90iIygyI[/video]
 
I love stories like this.

Reminds of one where a guy robed a liquor store and before he ran off the chasier asks to see his ID to make sure is was over 21.


The guy gave the chasier his license......
 
Don't forget one of the criminal FAVORITES ... writing a Bank Robbery message on the back of their Deposit Slip. Seen that one many times!!!
 
a guy once put 20 bucks on the counter to buy smokes ...... when the clerk turned around to get the smokes he left the till open. the guy reached over and grabbed a hand full of cash and ran off ...... leaven his 20 on the counter ...... it turned out he grabbed less than 20 bucks ...... such losing money in the robbery .......
 
Bobby Humphrey said:
a guy once put 20 bucks on the counter to buy smokes ...... when the clerk turned around to get the smokes he left the till open. the guy reached over and grabbed a hand full of cash and ran off ...... leaven his 20 on the counter ...... it turned out he grabbed less than 20 bucks ...... such losing money in the robbery .......
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Bobby making a rare main forum appearance to add his 2cents is truly a bellweather of this thread's awesomeness!
 
don't forget jerry springer....

Springer was elected to the Cincinnati city council in 1971.[SUP][10][/SUP] He resigned in 1974 after admitting to hiring a prostitute.[SUP][10][/SUP] The episode was uncovered when a police raid on a Fort Wright, Kentucky "massage parlor" unearthed a check Springer had written for its "services". Springer came clean at a press conference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Springer
 
Vaark said:
Bobby making a rare main forum appearance to add his 2cents is truly a bellweather of this thread's awesomeness!
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I have a lot of inner rage ..... and reading about people diss the fins makes me turn green ...... even when we go 1-15 ...... so i tend to stick to the lounge ...... and when the wife is away the ladies lounge ....... please don't tell her ....... she will beat me again ......
 
casey anthony did the same thing. show up at court wearing shirt and glasses she bought with stolen check
 
AphexPhin said:
True fan right there haha
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Although the thief was a dummy ... he's still ahead of most of our posters!!

Dummy was smart enough to boost a Bess jersey .... & NOT ... Henne, Davis, etc. etc. :hump:
 
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