Entertaining article about Marino as the new head coach

[Danny68]

Six Reasons Dan Marino Should Be Named the Miami Dolphins New Head Coach

The favorite to land his spot remains the 49ers' Jim Harbaugh. But why keep trying to make a splash with the "big name coach" when the solution is right in our presence already?
Why not just hand the reigns to the greatest Dolphin of all and let him whip this franchise into shape?
We say Ross should name Dan Marino the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins so that the Fins can get back to being pure unadulterated badass, as opposed to what they currently are -- pure unadulterated ass.
Here are six reasons why Marino should become the new head coach:
6. He's Not Joe Philbin
Look at that face. Look at the fire in those eyes. Look at the sheer determination and power of will. That's the face of a guy who players want to follow and run through a brick wall for.
Joe Philbin looks like a sad cartoon turtle.
The choice is pretty clear.
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http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/p...e_named_the_miami_dolphins_new_head_coach.php

 

[NY8123]

Well I love Danny-boy just as much as any Dolphins fan but I don't think he should be a head coach.

 

[Dolphin_Daz]

Unless you try - you wont ever know.

It (probably) wont happen, but if it did, one's thing for sure, at least we would always play aggressive!

 

[boho44]

Keep Philbin or hire Marino. Marino would be a bad ass head coach

 

[Pimento13]

That would great!! Not sure how good he would be but it would be nice just to try it and see. Cant be any worse. I think he could bring back the fire in the players and it would be great to watch. Could you imagine that Dan the man as the coach!!!!!1

 

[NBP81]

Yeah lets give the job to a guy that has never coached at any level... Great strategy

 

[johngarryvo]

"Daniel Constantine Marino, VP/Football Operations - Miami Dolphins"

sounds way better to me

 

[mwestberry]

"Daniel Constantine Marino, VP/Football Operations - Miami Dolphins"

sounds way better to me

Love the attitude!!! I believe in the right role he would be a tone setting asset to this franchise. Surround him with the right people and you never know...stranger things have happened. One thing is for sure the attitude he brings would flow into our coaches and team.

 

[JayFin327]

I would love to see Marino someday win a SB ring as the Dolphins head coach.

 

[Marino1313]

I say we try that! He would be a great motivator and push the players. He doesnt need to call plays (thats why we have co-ordinators). We just need someone who knows when to call timeouts and knows what clock management is.
We need a coach who can push our players and improve and I know Marino has that fire still. I hope it happens but doubt it will but at least we can at least hope

 

[Spesh]

Earned a chuckle. Like all quality humor theres a grain of truth in it.

That video above is everything. THAT'S a leader, damn you. And that's what's sorely been lacking around here. When the Dolphins start doing that thing they always do where they play like ****, who do you want in that locker room, denting ass and punching ****s until guys start playing better?

Joe Philbin, a man that looks like a turtle when it's out of its shell?

Or Dan Marino, The Living Embodiment of God's Wrath?

Remember all the times Dolphins players have either called out Joe Philbin, or yelled at him on the sidelines in front of everybody?

Someone tries that with Marino, and he'll steel-toe them so hard their collective assholes will fly off of their body and stick to the wall.

 

[terphin]

That would great!! Not sure how good he would be but it would be nice just to try it and see. Cant be any worse. I think he could bring back the fire in the players and it would be great to watch. Could you imagine that Dan the man as the coach!!!!!1

probably ludicrous idea but for one, we wouldn't be perceived as ******* with Dan

 

[sm0kinfins]

ZT for DC!!!

 

[LANGER72]

Six Reasons Dan Marino Should Be Named the Miami Dolphins New Head Coach

The favorite to land his spot remains the 49ers' Jim Harbaugh. But why keep trying to make a splash with the "big name coach" when the solution is right in our presence already?
Why not just hand the reigns to the greatest Dolphin of all and let him whip this franchise into shape?
We say Ross should name Dan Marino the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins so that the Fins can get back to being pure unadulterated badass, as opposed to what they currently are -- pure unadulterated ass.
Here are six reasons why Marino should become the new head coach:
6. He's Not Joe Philbin
Look at that face. Look at the fire in those eyes. Look at the sheer determination and power of will. That's the face of a guy who players want to follow and run through a brick wall for.
Joe Philbin looks like a sad cartoon turtle.
The choice is pretty clear.
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Read the rest here..

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/p...e_named_the_miami_dolphins_new_head_coach.php

LMAO
:sidelol:

 

[FinFrenzy]

The person who wrote that article is awesome........