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Everyone needs to be fired because...

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We might as well have a little fun while we wait. It can be fact or silly humor.

Everyone needs to be fired because...


  • Sherman never moves Wallace around and keeps him in the same position.
  • Philbin looks like Larry Coker.
  • Ireland can't draft a skill player to save his soul.
  • Philbin is convinced that GO and GO-GO have no impact whatsoever on the offense even though you can obviously see defenders crashing the line at GO-GO and defenders stepping back after a GO.
 
finomenal said:
We might as well have a little fun while we wait. It can be fact or silly humor.

Everyone needs to be fired because...


  • Sherman never moves Wallace around and keeps him in the same position.
  • Philbin looks like Larry Coker.
  • Ireland can't draft a skill player to save his soul.
  • Philbin is convinced that GO and GO-GO have no impact whatsoever on the offense even though you can obviously see defenders crashing the line at GO and defenders stepping back after a GO-GO.
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That list is in no particular order, right? I mean, in my mind it is sorted by most to least important reasons, but just wanted to check.
 
Finheaven edition:

Everyone needs to be fired because...
-Ireland sat in his office for 6 years doing nothing.
-Mike Sherman was in charge and ran this team into the ground.
-Philbin influenced Sherman's picks and caused us to draft Martin.
 
Everyone needs to be fired because...

6 years = 1 salvageable‎ starting offensive lineman
Ireland hates hookers.
 
They all need to be fired because they sit in the mommas basement not bothering to look for a job waiting for their free health insurance.
 
Spesh said:
Finheaven edition:

Everyone needs to be fired because...
-Ireland sat in his office for 6 years doing nothing.
-Mike Sherman was in charge and ran this team into the ground.
-Philbin influenced Sherman's picks and caused us to draft Martin.
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How can somebody run the team when all they do is call pass plays?
 
Everyone needs to be fired because ....

None of them wear no shorts.
I seen them when they took them off.
They took them off in the gym.
Now the Dolphins can't even swim.
 
Because so says FH.
Because we choked the last 2 games of the season.
Because Martin has a mangina.
Because Incognito is an a$$.
Because Wallace can't catch.
Because Dansby and Burnett are having career years.
 
Ross needs to sell the team. I have lost all hope watching this group of self serving profiteers scam the fan base of this once proud football franchise.
 
Everyone should be fired...

Because if you're a playmaker but your mother's a prostitute you can't work here. If you're pusillanimous and your mother's a lawyer, you can.
 
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