I'm 6 ft, 270, and I'm pretty good at Madden. If they want to sign me I could be had for league minimum. At 46 I might be nearing the end of my eligibility so they need to grab me soon or I might be off the market.
I might not be very good, but for a signing bonus I could chase down a badly thrown ball in pregame warm ups and "accidentally" fall into Brady's knee repeatedly, until I hear something snap :idk: